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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 327 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?