And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, totally wild, man. We got creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. And the zombies? They do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a party 24/7 on this server, dude.
Plus, we have the most epic building contests where you can build a giant toilet or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.
So, like, come join our server and let your freak flag fly. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!
and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!
so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
Join us and protect these precious tomboys from extinction by building them cute little houses and giving them all the diamonds they could ever want.
We’ve got tomboy-themed events like “Tomboy Tuesdays” where we all dress up in our best tomboy skins and have a blast.
Don’t miss out on the chance to save the tomboys and have a ton of fun while doing it. Join now and be a hero for the tomboys!
We’ve got a diverse community of players who are all about having a good time and building epic creations. So why bother trying to fit in with different types of men when you can just be yourself in our crazy virtual world?
Don’t waste your time trying to impress women when you can impress us with your mad building skills and hilarious antics. Join now and let your inner weirdo shine!
Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. Don’t worry, they just want to show you their secret dance moves! And that’s just the beginning of the madness. Our server is home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like rescuing a group of villagers from a horde of evil llamas or finding the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled land of Unicornia, where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of pixelated chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). See you in the game!
Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.
Sweet little vanilla survival server hosted by me DerSeegler.
There are practically no limitations but also practically no plugins. However, there are logblock and globalban. So anyone who thinks they can build shit will simply be banned globally and their changes will be reversed.
Admin: DerSeegler
Mods: Jerry00
derseegler.de
Java and Bedrock can join!
tcminecraft.com
JOIN NOW! CHOOSE FROM MANY AWESOME GAMEMODES ALL CONNECT TO THE CHEESIUM NETWORK OF SERVERS!
JOIN HUB.CHEESIUM.COM OR VISIT WWW.CHEESIUM.COM
hub.cheesium.com
**Before going any further, realize we are running the development craftbukkit for 1.5 so there are bugs and not all plugins listed are open because they aren’t up to date.**
We are just wanting to play, socialize and simply have fun. We have a little bit of everything.
We use multiverse so you can play with your friends doing a variety of things:
– PvP (and yes we have hunger games) – Adventure maps (on scheduled days) – Building till your heart is content.
We have also added to our server. A new spawn and a fresh look. We added a mob arena (with and without plugin). Currently working on a Capture the Flag. There is an arena and 3 working on 4 hunger games.
So go ahead and come check us out at HouseTargaryen.mcservers.ws
Thanks for taking a look and if you have any questions you can direct them to Lanna1981, Truetone, or Highsideqc
198.154.97.193
This is Iron PVP, a German server with a lot of events. you have to note that the server is still being built
85.131.156.24
Survival MCMMO Gameplay.
Private server looking for decent people to join us. We will eventually move to whitelist. 🙂
more.tobysworld.net
24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.
play.fatcreeper.com
Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english
93.186.205.242
All info at our webpage 🙂
play.mclegend.com
We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!
108.174.57.187:25665