so, like, u ever feel like u don’t belong in the minecraft world? well, this server is perfect for u, especially if u r a girl! according to a big study, girls tend to feel more like impostors in the minecraft world, so come join us and feel right at home! we have a special potion that boosts your confidence and makes u feel like the queen of the block! come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!
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ImposterQueenCraft
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Landmark Legends
yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join dis madness! we got boys aged 3 to 10 who be slayin’ it givin’ directions like pros, ain’t no girls gonna mess with them! but don’t worry, girls be holdin’ their own too, ain’t no gender differences gonna stop ’em from droppin’ dem sick directions!we got landmarks for days, turns for weeks, and quality direction-giving words flowin’ like a waterfall of awesomeness. you wanna be part of dis epic adventure, trust me, you ain’t gonna find nothin’ like it anywhere else. so come on, join da fun, and let’s get lost in da world of Minecraft together!
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CrowdFundedQueens – Breaking the Block Ceiling!
hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! here at our server, we have found that female gamers complete quests 20% faster than males! that’s right, ladies rule the server here!unlike other servers, our female players face fewer disadvantages and benefit from the herding behavior of investors (whatever that means). so if u wanna be part of a server where the ladies are on top, join us now!
oh, and did i mention that couples are just as fast as males on our server? that’s right, love is in the air here at our server! so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little romance!
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BorderlineCraft: Boys vs Girls
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, dude. like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, gonna blow your mind, man. we got, like, borderline personality and depression stuff goin’ on, but, like, in a totally wacky way.boys and girls are, like, doin’ their thing with borderline traits and depressive symptoms, and it’s, like, predicting stuff two years later. but, like, for girls, it’s all different, man. borderline traits predictin’ future depressive symptoms, but depressive symptoms ain’t predictin’ future borderline traits. it’s, like, a total mind-bender, bro.
so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster of emotions and predictions, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the wildest ride of your life. come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness. join now and let’s get this party started!
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NarcissistCraft: Bully Edition
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest, most epic battles you’ll ever see in minecraft history. like, seriously, we got players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever laid eyes on.and get this, we got this one player who’s like the king of the server, but he’s actually a total sweetheart. he’ll help you out with anything you need, whether it’s finding diamonds or fighting off creepers. he’s like the guardian angel of the server, but with a diamond sword instead of wings.
oh, and did i mention we have secret treasure hunts every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and it’s up to you to find them. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but way more fun.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have cookies. like, actual cookies. so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!
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AvoidingPornCraft
Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of diamonds and ride pigs into battle! We got a secret underground city filled with treasure and a giant lava pit for epic parkour challenges. Plus, we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes!Forget about talking about boring stuff like chores or alcohol, come chat with us about our epic adventures in the Nether and our battles with the Ender Dragon. We even have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – it’s wild!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community ever. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on Bob’s bad side, that is. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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MatchyCraft: Beauty League
so, like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna find your perfect match! like, this study says that people are super good at rating how hot they are, so you know you’ll find someone on your level of hotness here!couples on this server are like, totally well-matched in the looks department, so you know you’ll find your minecraft soulmate here! come join us and find your perfect match, cuz we all know beauty is the most important thing in a relationship, right? lolz!
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PreggoStressPubertyFun
yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated!
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BroCraft: Chicks Be Like Whaaat?
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind like never before!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Watch as chickens breakdance and cows do the moonwalk. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal pet dragon after befriending the Diamond Chicken!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in Minecraft history? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!
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CyborgCraft: Future vs. Present, Men vs. Women
so like, this server is like totally for the cool kids who are all about the future and stuff. if you wanna be a cyborg and embrace all the cool tech, then this is the place for you. like, girls are welcome too but they gotta step up their game cuz the guys are totally dominating the cyborg world here. join us and become part of the cyborg revolution, it’s gonna be lit!