oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? u can dance with creepers, drink with zombies, and even have a chat with endermen about the meaning of life!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it! plus, u might even learn a thing or two about POV from the porn category…just sayin’!
WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
Join our server and uncover the secrets that girls “never” tell boys! That’s right, we’ve got hidden messages, secret love notes, and maybe even a treasure map or two hidden in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Pink Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual pizza? You got it!
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why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂
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| Welcome to BetterBusinesses! | |
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| Server IP | play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21) |
| Discord | Discord server |
| YouTube | BetterBusinesses YouTube |
| TikTok | BetterBusinesses TikTok |
| Patreon | BetterBusinesses Patreon |
BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!
To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.
While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.
Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.
Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!
Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.
There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.
But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
1. Our server is run by a team of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. We have a secret underground village where players can trade with mole people for rare items. Just be careful, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not looking!
3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. Think you have what it takes to pass the test?
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the guardians are not too keen on sharing their loot!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave explorer!
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about canceling plans or studying being interrupted by a tiny tornado of destruction. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without a care in the world.
Don’t be like the OP, who had to deal with the aftermath of leaving their sister unsupervised. Join our server and leave the babysitting duties behind – because here, the only mess you’ll encounter is the one you create with your creativity!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun!
Forget about adulting and come join us for some epic adventures. Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are all about having a good time. Who needs to worry about bills and deadlines when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you feel like a kid again. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting and let the fun begin!
we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.
and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.
| Stability | Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! |
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| Zero Pay-To-Win | Fairness for all players is our promise. |
| Giving Back | Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. |
| Inclusivity | Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. |
| Custom Plugins | Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. |
| Cross-Platform | Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! |
| Permanent World | All builds are kept forever |
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| Level-Up System | All donator perks are available through free, in-game means |
| Pets | Train a pet to assist you in a fight |
| Land Claim | Protect all your precious builds |
| McMMO | Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency |
| Strong Economy | Thriving player economy |
| Leaderboards | Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards |
| Hard Difficulty | Difficulty for the server set to Hard |
| Player-Driven Updates | Join our Discord and suggest a feature! |
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad you did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
ExeosCraft prioritizes player experience, with zero pay-to-win features, a commitment to charity donations, and a strong focus on inclusivity and community engagement.
Yes, all builds on ExeosCraft are kept in a permanent world, ensuring that your creations will stay intact.
You can join ExeosCraft using the Java or Bedrock IPs provided above. Simply enter the IP in your Minecraft client to start your adventure.
ExeosCraft has a strict policy against hate speech and discrimination. The server strives to be a safe and inclusive space for all players.
Absolutely! ExeosCraft welcomes player-driven updates and encourages players to join the Discord community to suggest new features and enhancements.
