why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!
Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that would make even Notch himself jealous, and most importantly, make friends who will have your back through thick and thin.
So come on, leave your outdated and offensive beliefs at the door and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on our server. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
