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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 529 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 147 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
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