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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7256 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?
So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!
Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?