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Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4426
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Void Armor Forged:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Towns Built:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	244
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!