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MomRageCraft

anonymous messages, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, friendship, hormonal changes, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, protective instincts, school community, school events, school performance, social etiquette, Support, teenage emotions, teenage relationships, teenage struggles

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

SeriesSillies

binge watch, Enjoy, Entertainment, episodic, Favorite, hobby, leisure, Marathon, Pastime, recurring, Relax, repeat, rewatch, series, SeriesSillies, Show, television, TV, unwind, watch

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	5078
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	427430
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Zombie Dances:	0
Towns Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	124
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Chimeras Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness