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SeineSwimShow2024
#sustainability, 2024 olympics, city, clean water, cleanliness, demonstration, Environmental awareness, Event, France, Mayor, Paris, public health, river, seine, SeineSwimShow2024, Showcase, showcase event, sports, swimming, urban development, water qualitycome join our epic minecraft server where the paris mayor swims in the seine river to prove how clean it is for the 2024 olympics! if he can swim in it, you can definitely build a sick castle on it! plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests at the bottom of the river filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. dive in and claim your riches before the mayor beats you to it! also, the fish in the river are rumored to grant wishes if you catch them, so start fishing for your dreams today on our server! -
NukeShelterInsurance
catastrophic events, disaster preparedness, emergency provisions, fallout shelters, insurance claims, insurance coverage, insurance policies, insurance protection, nuclear apocalypse, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear fallout, nuclear fallout shelters, nuclear hazard coverage, nuclear hazards, nuclear war, NukeShelterInsurance, risk management, survival planningyo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.
so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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MinecraftMedDietCraze
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Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!
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Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server
BIBLE, blocky, Closeted, CONSERVATIVE, discrimination, equality, executive, Faggots, gay dating app, GRINDR, Hypocrisy, Jesus, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, prejudice, Republican National Convention, republicans, Server, Sin, super bowlLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!