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TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Votes:	514	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	19

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6264	Herobrine Sightings:	1

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	804260	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	121
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	367	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	872	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	7456
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!