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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9009 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 152 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.