GeForce GTX 970 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old PCs that just do the bare minimum? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server, where you can trade in that outdated PC for a chance to join a world where the only limit is your imagination.

With our server, powered by an overclockable Intel i7-3820 processor, GeForce GTX 970 graphics card, and a whopping 16GB of DDR3 RAM, you’ll be able to experience Minecraft like never before. And who needs an SSD or pre-installed OS when you have the freedom to create your own virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a 530W PSU that will keep your gameplay running smoothly, even if your case is missing screws and panels. Who needs those pesky parts anyway when you have the power of unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to your old PC and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the fun begin!

KidLogicCraft

Absurd beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, funny childhood beliefs, funny misconceptions, humorous misconceptions, imaginative beliefs, KidLogicCraft, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, whimsical thoughts

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited candy? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to uncover the truth behind the legendary Candy Kingdom hidden deep within the depths of our world. But be warned, the journey won’t be easy – you’ll have to battle evil sugar monsters, navigate treacherous lollipop forests, and outsmart the mischievous gummy bears. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the sweetest quest of your life!

PandaCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitical, Indo-Pacific, Japan, Minecraft, PandaCraft, Partnership, Peace, Regional, relations, Renew, resolve, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Stability, strategy, U.S

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we make peace between japan, u.s., and s. korea by building giant pixel art of their leaders holding hands and singing kumbaya. we have epic battles where we fight off creepers and zombies with samurai swords and kpop dance moves. our community is so lit, we have parties every night where we dance around a bonfire made of diamond blocks. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCreeperSexScandal

Air India, assault, Aviation, cabin crew, CraftyCreeperSexScandal, crime, Employee, Harassment, Hotel, Incident, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, London, member, Safety, SECURITY, sexually assaulted, Support, travel, Victim

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, wanna join dis minecraft server? it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, and zombies dat dance the cha cha slide. our mods are like, unicorns on crack, always ready to help you out.

one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.

so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.

Elak’s World: Where we pretend to be productive in a virtual economy while surviving together!

Adventure, BUILD, Conquer, Conquest, Custom Map, detailed market system, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Friends, in-game economy, Legacy, multiplayer, PRETEND, Productive, Rich world, Roleplay, SURVIVE, Surviving, Thrive, towny system, Tribes, virtual, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay Towny System Custom Discord Map Economy Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or tribe?	You can choose to play solo or join a town/tribe as you prefer.
Is the economy system complex?	Yes, the economy system is detailed with a market system that requires strategy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, FIRED, freedom, job loss, lazy day, LazyCraft, Minecraft, NEET, Nothing, Relaxation, relaxation time, Relief, self-care, Server, stress free, stress relief, taking a break, time off, unemployed, unemployed bliss, unemployed life, unemployment, wagie job

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5614
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT

Accountability, anti-semitism, Australian Jews, BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT, breach of trust, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, Doxxing, Ethics, Hate Speech, investigative reporting, Journalism, journalism ethics, legal action, legal consequences, media responsibility, NYT, online harassment, privacy violation, reporter

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime!