Old Geezer Young Whippersnapper

Nostalgia, sentiment, emotional, whippersnapper, sentimentality

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where we got all the crazy shenanigans you could ever want!

We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Clucky! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, the statements “I miss the old Steve” and “I miss the young Alex” mean the exact same thing on our server. It’s a mind-blowing revelation, bro!

Server IP: RainbowUnicornVolcano.About.Clucky

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New Server IP
ChromeCraft SMP – NoChromeNoCraft

ChromeOS, smp, affordable, Recommendations, geezer

Are you tired of being a noob in the tech world? Do you struggle with basic computer skills and have eyesight that would make a mole blush? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.

Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?

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New Server IP
GalacticRails Minecraft Server

Character Banners, jade, Redeemable Codes, Boothill Trailer, firefly

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and maybe even a touch of madness.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon, the mischievous Enderman, and the one and only Herobrine (if you dare to seek him out). Rumor has it that he’s the one behind all those missing blocks in your carefully crafted castle.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

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New Server IP
PixelPrincess Minecraft Server

Gender Expression, Transgender, gender nonconforming, Questioning, self-acceptance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the confusion of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to have a more feminine body in Minecraft, only to realize that getting railed by coom brains isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Or maybe you’re just tired of feeling uncomfortable in your own blocky skin and want to explore your true identity without judgment.

Forget about AGP, dysmorphia, or being labeled a “tranny” – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a warrior princess, a magical unicorn, or a potato with legs.

So come on in and let your imagination run wild, because on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us today and start your epic journey to self-discovery in the most absurdly entertaining way possible!

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New Server IP
BitMine.-. Anarchy Cases Minecraft server

wipes, rules, Cases, ADMIN, PvP

anarchy server, login available from 1.8.x-1.19.x

— kind and good admin, no license, donation available

— no cronyism, rules, punishments (punishments for cheats do not count)

— the server has /rtp

— Own PVP arena

— A convenient and understandable economy, a trading system, balanced privileges, but most importantly, a responsive and friendly administration that is always ready to help players and discuss current issues!

— Clans, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— No wipes

IP: play.mcbit.ru

Website: mcbit.ru

VK group: vk.com/anbitmine

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

Excellent survival and PvP server.

Beautiful buildings, no wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

95.216.48.145:25777

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New Server IP
BlockBusters Minecraft Server

support groups, Accountability, self-control, Positive Change, breaking bad habits

Are you tired of getting kicked out of your house for watching too much porn? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and distract yourself from those naughty videos with some good old block building and zombie slaying. Who needs porn when you have creepers exploding in your face, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can help you resist the urge to watch porn. So come on over and let us help you kick that dirty habit to the curb!

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New Server IP
SaffronCraft – Put A Ring On Her Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Guide, Snoot Game, Saffron, Low Poly models

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, you’ll think you’ve fallen into a pixelated fever dream! Join now for the chance to hug a gator in our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mini-game – it’s like a virtual reptile cuddle party!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Snoot Game where you can explore a world filled with mystery, adventure, and probably a few too many snoots. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Snoot Game OST playlist for some chill tunes to relax to while you ponder the meaning of life in block form.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got fics, art, blender models, low poly models, mods, and even a booru dedicated to all things snoot-related. Plus, our server is so epic, we have an archive of previous threads that will blow your mind (and possibly crash your system, but it’s worth it)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to the most bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs pet names for your wife when you can have a virtual gator hug instead? Let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
SakamotoCraft Server

shonen jump, closed museum, retired, Adventure, Museum Closed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the museums are closed because all the artifacts have come to life and are wreaking havoc! Join us for a chance to battle it out with ancient mummies, dinosaur skeletons, and even a talking Mona Lisa painting. Who needs boring old exhibits when you can have a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) adventure right at your fingertips?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. Can you outsmart the fiery beast and claim the loot for yourself? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for that mischievous T-Rex who loves to photobomb your screenshots – he’s a real diva!

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New Server IP
JuggaloCraft Minecraft Server

Fans, juggalettes, Clown, Entertainment, Hip Hop

Are you a hardcore Juggalo or Juggalette looking for a Minecraft server that truly understands your unique style? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gathering place for all things wicked and wild!

Join us for insane events like the annual Faygo chugging contest, where the winner gets a virtual face paint kit to customize their in-game avatar. Or how about our weekly Hatchet Man hunt, where players can earn exclusive rewards for finding hidden symbols scattered throughout the server?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with twisted traps and puzzles, rumored to be created by the ghost of Violent J himself. Can you make it through and claim the treasure at the end?

So grab your face paint, put on your best clown gear, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Whoop whoop!

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New Server IP

Fermium MC: Where you can roleplay surviving with tool leveling, races, infinite blocks, and custom model weapons! No square or curly stuff here! Join us for PVE, quests, jobs, and more in version 1.20.6!

leveled mobs, 1.20.6, Custom Items, Square, Version

Fermium MC Survival Minecraft Server

Server Overview

Features
Custom crops and farming
Upgradable spawners
Upgradable hoppers

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP of the server?	The IP is play.fermium-mc.fun
How many players are on the server?	Around 10 players
What unique features does the server offer?	This server offers a variety of custom features such as custom crops, upgradable spawners and hoppers, filtered hoppers, spawn plots, custom fishing, custom ores, custom weapons and armor, tool leveling system, chest sort, and many more. Check the overview for a full list of features.

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Fermium MC Survival Minecraft Server

Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions