Geelong Cats Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

Adelaide Crows, Adelaide Crows vs St Kilda, AFL games, AFL match-ups, AFL results, AFL Round 18, AFL scores, Australian Football League, Brisbane Lions., Carlton Blues, Collingwood Magpies, CraftyFooty, Essendon Bombers, Fremantle Dockers, Geelong Cats, Geelong vs Collingwood, Gold Coast Suns, Gold Coast Suns vs Port Adelaide, GWS Giants, Hawthorn Hawks, Hawthorn vs Fremantle, Melbourne Demons, Melbourne vs Essendon, Minecraft, North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide Power, Richmond Tigers, Richmond vs GWS Giants, Server, St Kilda Saints, Sydney Swans, Sydney vs North Melbourne, West Coast Eagles, West Coast Eagles vs Brisbane Lions, Western Bulldogs, Western Bulldogs vs Carlton

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5868	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.

3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crops Grown:	5545	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Villages Defended:	10
New Chunks Explored:	706623	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	1988

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!

CreeperCouplesGoneWild

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, CreeperCouplesGoneWild, cruel words, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, emotional scars, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, lasting damage, long-term effects, negative impact, painful memories, relationship breakdown, relationship problems, relationship trauma, toxic behavior, trust issues, verbal assault, worst thing said

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5636
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Potions Brewed:	186
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of being told you can’t build a rollercoaster to your partner’s heart? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be hearing is “I love the way you mine those diamonds, baby!” Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real relationships and dive into a world where the only heartbreak comes from accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Trust us, it’s a lot less painful than being told you snore too loudly at night. So come join us and let’s build a love story as epic as a creeper explosion!

YemeniCraft: Houthi Wipeout

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BE DESTROYIN’ HOOTY TOOTY CONTROL STATIONS LIKE US FORCES IN YEMEN! WE BE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP AND BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY MINERS ON RED BULL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND HAVE A BLAST WITH DA MOST INSANE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CraftyLab Minecraft Server

Analysis, anti-science, BIAS, closed-mindedness, Conclusion, CraftyLab, critical thinking, data, education, Evidence, Experiment, Hypothesis, ignorance, Minecraft, Misinformation, Observation, Repetition, research, Scientific community, Scientific method, Server, skepticism

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old experiments? Well, look no further because our server has done the same experiment over 100 times and we still haven’t blown up the world (yet)! Join us if you want to witness the chaos of science gone wrong, where anti-science players are banned for their own safety. Who knows, you might even discover a new element or accidentally create a mutant creeper! Join now for a wild ride of scientific insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /MOG/ Monkeypox (mpox) Outbreak Madness

Africa, Clade 1, deadly virus, emergency response, Epidemic, global public health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international spread, madness, Minecraft, mog, monkeypox, mpox, outbreak, Pakistan, political ramifications, public health, Saudi Arabia, smp, Sweden, variant, virus mutation, Who

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	56	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because we have monkeypox-infected zombies roaming around our world! That’s right, you never know when you’ll come across a zombie with a serious case of mpox. But don’t worry, we have plenty of hand sanitizer and face masks to keep you safe while you play.

Join us for epic battles against zombie monkeys, build your own quarantine bunker, and trade rare items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer with other players. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Clade 1 variant, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky monkeys with a deadly virus, they’re not messing around!

ForeverAloneCraft

DATING, emotional well being, ForeverAloneCraft, friendship, Loneliness, love life, mental health, People without GF/BF, personal growth, Relationship Status, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, Social Connections

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs a real-life GF/BF when you can have a Minecraft partner to build epic structures and slay dragons with? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. So come on, join us and never feel lonely in Minecraft again!