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NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft Server

AITA kids children relationship marriage proposal decision lifestyle career fitness future communication compromise love happiness selfish commitment family long term boundaries, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Potions Brewed:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of being pressured to have kids when all you want to do is build your virtual empire in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for child-free gamers like you!

Join our server and build your dream world without any pesky little villagers running around, demanding attention and resources. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the importance of focusing on their career, fitness, and lifestyle in-game.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you have to have kids to be happy in Minecraft. Stick to your decision and join our server today! Who needs real-life babies when you can have virtual diamonds and dragons instead? Let’s build a child-free utopia together!

Mom’s Out, SIL’s In! #MinecraftMadness

assisted living, Boundaries, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, extended family, family, Generosity, Grief, in-laws, living arrangements, Marriage, MinecraftMadness, moms, parenting, relationships, Respect, sils, Support, unexpected guests

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws moving in unannounced? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual soap opera, with more drama than a reality TV show.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds, unexpected guests, and heated arguments – all while trying to build the perfect blocky paradise. Will you side with the husband trying to set boundaries, or the wife who just wants to help her family?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures, mysterious caves to explore, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops in to shake things up. Who needs reality TV when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the chaos – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

CraftyGlobe Minecraft Server

Adventure, bucket list, CraftyGlobe, culture, Destination, discovery, dream, Escapade, Exotic, Explore, globe trotter, Journey, Minecraft, Server, SightSeeing, travel, travel goals, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

If you could travel anywhere in the world, why not travel to our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Join us and explore a land filled with magical creatures, hidden treasures, and secret dungeons waiting to be conquered.

Not only that, but rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere on our server, waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate warrior of the land.

So pack your virtual bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for a journey like no other on our Minecraft server!

CraftyFibsMC

BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFibsMC, Deception, dishonesty, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, lie, little white lie, mistake, reddit, regret, regretful lie, relationships, remorse, Secrets, Trust, Truth, white lie

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Crops Grown:	3440
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Runes Activated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NATOcraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Alliance, armenia, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, NATO summit, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, pro-Western, SECURITY, Server, strategic decision, summit meeting, transatlantic relations., Western integration

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Get ready to have your mind blown on the most epic Minecraft server ever! Our server is so lit, even Armenia’s Foreign Minister is ditching boring political stuff to come hang out with us at the NATO summit! That’s right, we’re so cool even diplomats can’t resist our awesomeness!

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite snacks, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends from all over the world who share your love for blocky fun.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where even world leaders can’t resist the urge to play Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

UkraineCraft: Missile Mayhem

36, aggression, CASUALTIES, condemn, Condemnation, Conflict, eastern europe, International, Killed, Leaders, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile attacks, Political, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Unrest, violence, War, world news

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

omg u guys, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, it’s so lit that even the leaders of Russia are tryna attack it with missiles. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect us.

so like, come join us and be a part of the epic battle against the evil Russian forces. u can build ur own fortress and fight off the invaders like a total boss. plus, there’s like, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered all over the map.

and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can chill with ur homies and plan ur next move. it’s like, the ultimate hideout for when things get cray cray.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s show those Russian missiles who’s boss! #minecraftforlife #russiagoaway

SignCraft: Global Unity

accessibility, collaboration, common language, Communication, Community, deaf culture, education, Global, hearing impaired, inclusion, International, linguistic diversity, linguistic unity, non-verbal communication, School, sign language, SignCraft, teach, Unity, Universal, worldwide

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

so, liek, u kno wat wuld be supa cool? if we all join dis amazin minecraft server where we can all talk in a universal sign language! imagine, we can all communicate without even typin in da chat box!

u can make frens from all over da world and have epic adventures together, all while speakin da same language with ur hands!

join dis server and be part of somethin truly special, where we can all come together and build a community like never before. plus, who wouldn’t wanna learn sign language while playin minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, dudes.

so come on, join us on dis epic journey of communication and friendship, and let’s make history in da minecraft world!

Town of Thriving Chaos: The Server Where Villagers Wreak Havoc and Fly on Boats While Chatting

boats, Chaos, Chatting, Community, Council, Countries, Diplomacy, Discord, disputes, earth smp, Fly, Gaming, Geopolitics, Havoc, Minecraft, Ping, Playerbase, Plugins, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Staff Team, THRIVING, TOWN, tps, villagers, War, Whitelist, Wreak

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Discord	https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Overview

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project. We welcome anybody into the TownThrive Community!

TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft and easily accessible. The current SMP is an Earth SMP with plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft!

TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War to create an interesting environment focused on geopolitics and diplomacy. The Council, TownThrive’s staff team, helps solve disputes and enforce rules. The server has an active playerbase with 15-40 players, 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS, and good ping.

If you’re interested, join the Discord to get whitelisted!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does TownThrive run on?	TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft.
What plugins does TownThrive use?	TownThrive uses plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft.
Are there rules on TownThrive?	TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War but not toxic behavior. The Council enforces rules and resolves disputes.
How many players are typically on TownThrive?	The server has an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players.
What is the server uptime and TPS?	TownThrive has 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS at all times, and good ping.
How can I join TownThrive?	Join the Discord linked above to get whitelisted and start playing!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, busy night, Community, confusion, Conversation, created, Curious, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, going on, internet, late night, Minecraft, Mystery, ONLINE, Server, social media, speculation, ThreadCraft, Threads, threads creation, tonight, trending

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	755
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t forget about our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server!

VtubeCraft – Minecraft server for aspiring Vtubers!

#youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, general, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Open auditions, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, tierlist, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, VTubeCraft, Vtubers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no Vtuber advice? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your Vtubing needs! Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered. Wondering if there’s an audience for your crazy ideas? We’ll give you the scoop.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have access to the best video editing tips and tricks. Need a laugh? We’ve got outrageous stories and insane shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have open auditions for prestigious Vtuber companies like Brave and Hololive. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with Vtubing adventures and Minecraft madness!