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ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Potions Brewed:	165
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2266
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	8525	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Potions Brewed:	116	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	130	Dragon Eggs Found:	5917
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	115	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	331
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!