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Creeper Club Minecraft Server

/co/ stuff, club, comic shops, Community, Connections, conventions, creeper, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Forums, Friends, geeks, hobbies, interests, International, internet, long distance, Minecraft, NERDS, ONLINE, pop culture, Server, socializing, US

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of being the only /co/ enthusiast in your friend group? Do you wish you could bond over your love for comics and cartoons with like-minded individuals, but conventions and comic shops are just out of reach? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where superheroes roam free, where every block tells a story, and where you can build your own comic book empire! Meet fellow fans from all over the globe and unite in your love for all things /co/ – from Marvel to DC, from Adventure Time to Steven Universe.

Who needs real-life conventions when you can attend virtual cosplay parties, participate in epic comic book trivia battles, and even embark on quests to save the Minecraft universe from evil villains? Plus, rumor has it that Stan Lee himself makes a cameo appearance every Tuesday!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the friendships and fun begin! Who needs the real world when you have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs?

RevSMP: Where geeks survive, claim land, explore dungeons, and pretend they don’t need a whitelist.

Bedwars, Claim, Community, Creative, dont, Dungeons, Economy, Explore, Factions, geeks, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Land, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, PRETEND, Prison, PvP, Quests, RevSMP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, SURVIVE, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0

RevSMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:	Custom plugins, custom enchants, balanced economy system, custom world generation
Special Events:	Ongoing events and custom crates
How to Join:	Simply enter the IP: revsmp.shockbyte.pro in your Minecraft client

FAQ:

Question:	Answer:
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the IP: revsmp.shockbyte.pro in your Minecraft client
Are there custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom plugins to enhance the gameplay experience
Can I build my own town with friends?	Yes, you can build your own town alone or with friends on our server
Is everything on RevSMP earnable?	Yes, everything on RevSMP can be grinded for and earned

GreekGeekCraft

Bond, brotherhood, Connection, culture, Fraternity, geeks, greece, GreekGeekCraft, greeks, heritage, History, Identity, Kinship, Mediterranean, mutual respect, opinion, Similarities, solidarity, tradition, Twins, Unity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you a fan of Greece, Greeks, and geeks? Well, you’re in luck because on our Minecraft server, we have a strong sense of brotherhood with the Greeks – we’re basically twins separated at birth! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the secret to our long-lost Greek heritage. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re a descendant of Zeus himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the Greek geekiness begin!

Blocky Band Geeks

#youtube, Anime, Band, blocky, brass band, Competition, Drama, Ensemble, Entertainment, friendship, geeks, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Kumiko, Music, preview, REINA, slice of life, sneak peek, Teaser Trailer, upcoming episode, Video

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Items Found:	7819	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Pig, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DweebCraft: Where Nerds Rule the World!

(subculture), Army, camaraderie, Community, culture, Dedicated, dweeb, DweebCraft, enthusiasts, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, geeks, Loyalists, NERDS, Niche, passionate, rule, Social Group, solidarity, Supporters, United, world

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Farms Harvested:	724
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with dweebs galore! Join our server and become part of the ultimate dweeb army, where we take over the virtual world one block at a time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dweeb King, who rules with an iron fist made of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him for the throne!

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the dweeb army! Who knows, you might just become the next Dweeb Prince(ss) and rule over the land with a dorky smile on your face.

KindaFunTime Survival: Where Creepers are our best friends! Java & Bedrock Compatible with 1.20 Trails & Tails 😆

bedrock, Builders, Compatible, CREEPERS, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Friends, geeks, gmod, java, KindaFunTime, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Network, Owners, planet, RPG, Rust, Seasons, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Tails, Trails, valheim, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5

About SuperFunTime Media:
Since 2010, Superfuntime has been one of the longest-serving Minecraft networks where people worldwide have come to build, explore, and hangout. Throughout the past 15 years, we’ve hosted countless game servers, including survival and modded Minecraft and other games like GMod, Rust, and Valheim. We’re an open and laidback community that accepts players of all ages in our staffed and moderated servers and Discord (13+), and people of all backgrounds. Come hang out with us and let’s play together!

About SuperFunTime Media:

Since 2010, Superfuntime has been one of the longest-serving Minecraft networks where people worldwide have come to build, explore, and hangout. Throughout the past 15 years, we’ve hosted countless game servers, including survival and modded Minecraft and other games like GMod, Rust, and Valheim. We’re an open and laidback community that accepts players of all ages in our staffed and moderated servers and Discord (13+), and people of all backgrounds. Come hang out with us and let’s play together!

1.20 Survival:
Explore new biomes, build with new blocks, and discover new mobs in the 1.20 update! Fully updated and compatible with all MC versions 1.6+, SFT Survival has all the new additions of the Wild and Deep Dark update. Features include an economy, MCMMO with prestige ranks, player challenges like Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4, Pyrofishing, Realistic Seasons, and player events.

Come hang out with us: play.superfuntime.org

Check out our other servers, talk with other people, and join giveaways on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/sft

Coming Soon:

Odyssey RPG
A new plugin-powered vanilla RPG server where players can explore new worlds, dungeons, and become more powerful by choosing a player class and unlocking new skills.

Modded
A modded Minecraft server with various mods for players to enjoy.

Owners: TowelieDOH, Saywhat2365, Buildercreep, Autpek

Website/forum: https://www.superfuntime.org/

By the way… CaptainSparklez made a video about us, too: https://youtu.be/S7HKXMxQbW8

FAQ:

Question:	Answer:
What are the server rules?	Our server rules include no griefing, no hacking, respect other players, and follow staff instructions.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, players are welcome to join our Discord server for discussions, giveaways, and to connect with other players.
Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?	Players of all ages are welcome on our server, but Discord users must be at least 13 years old.
What additional features does the Survival server offer?	Our Survival server includes an economy, MCMMO with prestige ranks, player challenges like Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4, Pyrofishing, Realistic Seasons, and player events.

PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mines Excavated:	4497
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!

WeddingCrasherCraft

aita, bachelor party, bachelorette party, behind the scenes, BIL wedding, Bridesmaid, car loan, ceremony, eloped, Etiquette, family, Friends, high paying job, Kids, living expenses, perturbed, pre wedding festivities, reception, ring bearers, student loans, wedding showers, WeddingCrasherCraft, Wife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

WildAttention Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, attention-grabbing tactics, attention-seeking adventures, attention-seeking antics, attention-seeking escapades, attention-seeking feats, attention-seeking shenanigans, attention-seeking strategies, attention-seeking stunts, bold, crazy, Daring, EXTREME, Minecraft, Outrageous, Server, Wild, WildAttention

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Votes:	6351
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

FemCraft Minecraft Server

child development, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FemCraft, Feminization, gender acceptance, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Transgender

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!

CraftyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, student council, Urban

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	578	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

America, America’s Hitler, Beliefs, Candidate, controversy, CraftyVances, criticism, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, JD Vance, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, Presidency, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, vice president, vp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!