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ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Animals Bred:	116	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5827	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2837
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Votes:	874	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4232
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	177
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	243
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	7537
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!