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BioMod Minecraft SMP

adaptation, anatomy, biology, BioMod, CHANGE, Development, Enhancement, Evolution, Function, futuristic, genetics, human body, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, Modification, Physical, redesign, Science, smp, structure, Technology, transformation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	3881
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic adventures ever! Like one time, we found a secret underground village filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise! And another time, we stumbled upon a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, our server has a special plugin that gives everyone superpowers like flying and shooting laser beams from their eyes. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together! And to answer the question, I would totally give humans the ability to shoot glitter out of their fingertips because who wouldn’t want to sparkle like a magical unicorn? Join us now and let’s make the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyCraze: Digging Deeper!

Addictive, BIZARRE, Captivating, CraftyCraze, Curiosity, deep dive, Deeper, Digging, discovery, endless scrolling, Exploration, Fascinating, hidden gems, Immersive, INTERESTING, internet, Mysterious, Obscure, ONLINE, Rabbit Hole, strange, surreal, time wasting

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Farms Harvested:	660	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Have you ever fallen into a Minecraft pit so deep, you ended up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, welcome to our server, where the rabbit holes are as deep as your mom’s lasagna and twice as cheesy!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that farts rainbows, and building a castle made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But beware, once you join our server, you might never want to leave. Rumor has it that players who log off end up getting sucked into their computer screens and living out their days as pixelated warriors in the Minecraft world. So come on in, the water’s lava!

SinkingCraftyRussians

cargo ship, coast of Spain, crew members missing, emergency response, environmental impact, international news, investigation underway, maritime disaster, maritime regulations, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Russian, Russian crew, salvage operation, search and rescue, shipping accident, Shipping industry, SinkingCraftyRussians, sinks, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Votes:	9789	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	177	Magic Items Found:	1474
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of the russian cargo ship off the coast of spain! build your own sinking ship and watch it go down in a blaze of glory! swim with the dolphins as they rescue you from the wreckage and fight off the evil sea monsters trying to steal your loot! trust us, it’s a shipwreck of a good time!

Pixel Cash Kingdom

american history, cancelled cards, carrying cash, Cash, cash reserves, cash transactions, credit cards, currency security, debit cards, financial risk, financial safety, Financial Security, hard currency, Kingdom, money management, payment methods, personal finance, PIXEL, plastic cards, Safety, US population, wallet contents, wallets

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and you find out that all the players are actually carrying around huge stacks of diamonds in their virtual wallets. it’s like, the safest time in minecraft history to be carrying around all this bling, cuz no one can cancel your diamonds at a moment’s notice. join now and be the richest player in the game, cuz who needs plastic cards when you can have stacks on stacks of diamonds, amirite? come join the fun and show off your bling bling skills on this insane minecraft server!

Leopard Roar Server

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal identification, animal research, animal study, big cats, Biodiversity, conservation, Identification, Leopard, leopard roar, predator, research, Roar, Server, species, study, unique roar, vocalization, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Votes:	7010	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

so, like, imagine you join this epic minecraft server and all the leopards have their own special roars, like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of animal kingdom vibes in this pixelated world. you gotta join just to hear all the crazy roars and be like “oh snap, that leopard is definitely Steve’s pet because of that wild roar!” it’s like a game within a game, man. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a leopard with the rarest roar, you unlock a secret level with unlimited diamonds and cake. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that madness?! join now and let the leopard roars guide you to victory, or something like that.

Pixel Craft Smp

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	1103	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Votes:	6883	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

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Macaroni-land

atmosphere, bedrock, Brewery, Chaos, cobble chest, Community, custom structures, Discord, Factions, Incendium, java, macaroniland, mailboxes, oldish SMPs, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, Semi Vanilla, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Server	IP	Port
Java	172.81.129.226	25568
Bedrock	172.81.129.226	25568

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About Mac Land

Mac Land is a survival server with an old-school SMP feel. Expect PvP, a nice atmosphere, quirky elements, and an active community.

Community Plugins

Our server has community-requested plugins such as Terralith, Incendium, custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, an RP sit feature, and more! We strive to offer a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience for our players.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been running?

Answer: The server has been running for a couple of weeks.

Question: Is the community friendly?

Answer: Yes, we have a friendly and chaotic small community that welcomes new players.

Question: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

Answer: You can engage in PvP, survival gameplay, explore custom structures, participate in RP events, and more.

Question: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Answer: Our server has standard rules for respectful gameplay. Be sure to read the rules upon joining.

Question: How can I get more involved in the community?

Answer: Join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news and announcements.

Ethereal Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, bleached fetish, Ethereal, fetish coping, fetish counseling, fetish elimination, fetish eradication, fetish healing, fetish help, fetish intervention, fetish management, fetish recovery, fetish rehabilitation, fetish support, fetish treatment, getting rid of fetishes, mental health, overcoming fetishes, personal growth, Quests, raceplay fetish, self improvement, therapy for fetishes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Yo, bro, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Who needs raceplay when you can have a dance party with creepers and build a house out of giant tacos? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky and wild world of pure chaos and fun!

WHY did everyone hate this when it came out? I thought it was… Minecraft SMP

Backlash, controversy, criticism, hate, Minecraft, misunderstood, Opinions, public opinion, reception, smp, thought, Underrated, unpopular, was

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ores Mined:	4284	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest players out there!

Join us on our server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, trade with skeletons, and watch out for zombie uprisings while trying to build your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Or will you end up as chicken feed?

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?