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Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anon, GED, gloomy, insecure, Jobless, lonely, Minecraft, obese, Politics, Prison, reason to die, reason to live, sad, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking insight, seeking support, seeking validation, smp, steve, thoughts of suicide, Trump supporter

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

Banners, Community, Crafting, discussion, event calendar, Events, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Maniacs, Min, Minecraft, Mining, mobile game, New Trailer, News, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tips, units, Updates

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Farms Harvested:	143	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Farms Harvested:	912	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	1995	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	2980	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Potions Brewed:	84
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?