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Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anon, GED, gloomy, insecure, Jobless, lonely, Minecraft, obese, Politics, Prison, reason to die, reason to live, sad, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking insight, seeking support, seeking validation, smp, steve, thoughts of suicide, Trump supporter

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

YeahCraft

MCMMO, Survival Friends Community Creativity Economy MCMMO Land claims Adventure Supportive Fair play Thrive Wild teleportation Exciting features New home Fun Exploration Build Staff Relaxing Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to YeahCraft, your go-to server for simple survival fun with friends! Dive into a relaxed and enjoyable experience where you can explore, build, and thrive. Our experienced staff is always here to help, ensuring a supportive community that values fair play and creativity. Enjoy exciting features like MCMMO, a thriving economy, wild teleportation (wildTP), and land claims to keep your creations safe. And the adventure doesn’t stop there—more awesome features are coming soon! Join YeahCraft today and make it your new home for survival adventures.

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Broomstix: Where you can fly on Sundays and enchant your pet brooms. No wands allowed! Version 1.21

Allowed, Bartering economy, brooms, Broomstix, Cross-Play, Enchant, Fly, hard difficulty, java bedrock, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Minecraft-Discord integration, pet, Private messaging, Protectionstones, Public market, pvp arena, Random teleportation, responsive staff, Server shops, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Tricky Trials, Tutorial warps, Vanilla, Version, voting ranks, wands

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Crops Grown:	7109
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Minecraft Server Overview: Broomstix

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock without the need for a Java account.
What difficulty level is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Are there specific features like custom enchantments and land claiming?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments and ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
How can players interact and communicate on the server?	Players can use in-game private messaging, homes, and player-to-player teleportation commands.

Hairy Legs Minecraft Server

beauty rituals, beauty standards, body hair, body hair removal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, feminism, Gender norms, hairy, hairy legs, hygiene, Individuality, laser hair removal, Legs, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal grooming, self-care, Self-expression, Server, shaving, societal expectations, waxing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1953	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Tired of living in a world where everyone has hairy legs? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have smooth, silky legs at all times! Our server is so smooth, even the creepers shave their legs before exploding. Join us for a hair-free adventure like no other!

Nothin gWrong With This Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Authenticity, criticism, Frustration, gWrong, Honesty, judgment, Minecraft, Misconception, Nothin, nothing wrong, opinion, otherwise, people, perspective, positivity, pretending, smp, society, tired, Truth, truthfulness, validation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Star Shards Collected:	134	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT. We don’t care about rules or logic here, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are actually really good at playing Minecraft. They’ll challenge you to build-offs and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and there is literally NOTHING wrong with this and I’m tired of people pretending otherwise. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

PromCraft Minecraft Server

cousin drama, cousin rivalry, cousin’s prom, dress, family conflict, family dispute, family expectations, family heirloom, family history, family pressure, family relationships, family tradition, Family Values, grandmother’s dress, Minecraft, Prom Dress, prom memories, prom tradition, promcraft, sentimental dress, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a chance to experience the most epic family feud in Minecraft history.

Are you ready to fight for the family dress that has been passed down through generations? Will you be the one to rock it at prom and cause chaos among your cousins? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the intensity of this server.

Witness the epic showdown between Ava and Zoe as they battle it out for the right to wear the dress to prom. Will you choose sides and join the drama, or will you create your own storyline in this wild and unpredictable world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane family saga. Join our server now and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server on the internet!

TransCraft: Dad Detector Fail

#facial hair, Assholes, Boyfriend, cisgender, comparison, dad, Deception, detector, Fail, family, Father, feeling, funny, humbled, JOKE, passing, proving wrong, rant, relationship, Testing, TESTOSTERONE, TransCraft, Transgender, Upset

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most discerning dads can be fooled! Join us for a wild ride of deception and hilarity as we test the limits of perception and reality. Our community is filled with surprises around every corner, just like the moment when my dad realized he couldn’t actually tell who’s transgender.

Come join us and experience the joy of proving someone wrong in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with laughter, fun, and plenty of unexpected twists. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and be a part of the most entertaining Minecraft server around!

DineWithCreeper – Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Curiosity, DineWithCreeper, Dinner, Fascinating, Figure, historical, historical figure, Impactful, influential, inspiration, INTERESTING, Intriguing, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, smp, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	1947	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

If you could have dinner with any historical figure, it would definitely be Steve from Minecraft. Imagine sitting down to a feast of pixelated pork chops and blocky bread with the legendary miner himself. You could swap mining tips, share creeper-fighting strategies, and maybe even convince him to show you his secret stash of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Steve once punched a tree so hard it turned into obsidian. Who wouldn’t want to dine with such a badass? Join our Minecraft SMP now and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get the chance to have dinner with Steve and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FutureFrightsMC

anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, Economy, environmental destruction, existential threat, FEARS, Future, FutureFrightsMC, government control, health crisis, ISOLATION, job loss, natural disasters, pandemic, societal collapse, Surveillance, Technology, uncertainty, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you afraid of the future? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chicken overlords plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Cake Fairy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build towering castles, and uncover the mysteries of the Nether realm. Don’t let the future scare you, embrace it with open arms on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DroneWarsMC

accusations, Aerial Intrusions, allegations, Baltic states, Defense, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, international relations, LATVIA, members, military drones, nato, nato alliance, Romania, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, Violating Airspace

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	737	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, like seriously. we got nato members romania and latvia accusing russia of violating airspace with military drones, like what even is that. but don’t worry, we got your back on this server. join us and you’ll be protected from any drone attacks, like we got magical shields and stuff. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. come join us and let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Positivity Pathways: Anxiety & Depression

anxiety, avoidance, cognitive processes, coping mechanisms, depression, Development, emotional regulation, emotional well being, maintenance, mental health, mental health disorders, mental illness, negative thinking, pathways, Positive Psychology, positivity, psychological health, relinquishment, research, study

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

LOL come join dis server where we BAN positivity cuz it causes ANXIETY and DEPRESSION! We got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our community is so toxic you’ll feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to happiness forever!