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MineCrafty Capitalism: Get Rich Quick Without Lifting a Pixel

AMBITION, Business, capitalism, career, determination, dreams, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, goals, grind, hard work, hustle, lifting, mindset, minecrafty, MONEY, motivation, perseverance, PIXEL, Quick, Rich, success, success mindset, wealth, work

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	763	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9838	Enchantments Applied:	96
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Tired of working hard in real life to make a living? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can become rich without lifting a finger! Our server is filled with magical money-making opportunities that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time.

Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

Crafting Therapy: Digging deeper into virtual happiness you know you shouldn’t indulge in!

avoidance, binge watching, comfort food, Crafting, Deeper, denial, Digging, emotional eating, escapism, guilty pleasure, Happiness, impulse control, indulge, instant gratification, numbing emotions, procrastination, retail therapy, self-care neglect, self-destructive behavior, self-indulgence, self-sabotage, shouldnt, stress eating, temporary relief, Therapy, unhealthy coping mechanism, unhealthy habits, virtual

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against hordes of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by a group of mischievous skeletons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and endermen. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the ultimate bragging rights.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AnarchyCraft: Where Mods are MIA and Chaos Reigns Supreme!

3dpd women, A, AnarchyCraft, Anime, autist, ban evading, Chaos, Decline, generals board, MIA, Mods, Off topic, r9k, REIGNS, SHONEN, SUPREME, translator drama, Twitter threads

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Are you tired of boring, drama-filled Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Our mods have completely given up trying to control the chaos, so you can expect pure anarchy and hilarity at every turn.

Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!

So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft Mania: The Land of Lazy Gamers

always sleepy, Burnout, Chronic fatigue, constant tiredness, exhausted, FATIGUE, feeling drained, Gamers, lack of motivation, Land, Lazy, low energy, Mania, Minecraft, need caffeine, need rest, never enough sleep, overworked, perpetual exhaustion, running on empty, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, struggling to stay awake, too tired to function, worn out

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8621	Star Shards Collected:	106
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchantments Applied:	241
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to be tired! Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to being tired all the time, because here, the fun never stops!

Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

196005533, BURGERS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, Cum, Edition, funny looking squirrel, Land, Maple, mexico, Muricans, previous, Syrup, Tacos, Usa

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2999	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more excitement than a chicken discovering a diamond!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle faster than you can say “redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, where the trees are made of emeralds and the rivers flow with lava. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink!

Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re supposed to be building a house!

WeekendWarriorCraft – Where gaming is the only weekend plan you need!

console, Digital, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, interactive gameplay, leisure, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plan, Relaxation, screen time, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual worlds, weekend, WeekendWarriorCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly villagers who will teach you how to build a house out of nothing but cake and marshmallows. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made entirely of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Giant Kittens, where you can frolic and play to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the most epic gaming weekend of your life!

Crafty Creeper Clan: Where Even the Jewish Pawns Have Fun!

anti-semitism, belief system, Clan, Conspiracy Theory, Crafty, creeper, cultural influence, discrimination, Fun, historical context, Identity, Jewish, Manipulation, minority group, pawn, pawns, Politics, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, scapegoating, social control, Stereotypes, victimization

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	868	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	9405	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the mystery of why Steve is actually a Jewish pawn in a secret conspiracy involving diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. Will you be able to unravel the truth and save the world from certain doom? Or will you get distracted by our adorable pet creepers and spend hours trying to tame them?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of clucking minions to do his bidding. Will you be able to defeat him in a fierce battle for control of the coop, or will you end up joining his flock and becoming a loyal subject?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Craft, Creative bankruptcy, dd2, ddg, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, LOLma, lols, op, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Recycled, roam, served, Skills, Steam, survey, Wiki

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Villages Defended:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with recycled content and creatively bankrupt ideas that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so outrageous that even Capcom themselves have taken notice. That’s right, we’re the official Capcom Survey server for all things Minecraft related. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em. DD2 Steam page? You betcha. And don’t even get us started on the DD2 Pawns/Character Creator Archiver – it’s a game-changer.

Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments spreadsheet for some light reading. And if you’re looking to hire a pawn, just ask in the thread and visit our up-to-date pawn database at pawnguild.xyz.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!

activism, anti-semitism, blocks, building, community support, Conflict, conspiracy theories, CraftyCraft, discrimination, Find, Global Issues, Hate Speech, Help, ideas, iran, Jews, marginalized groups, MIDDLE EAST, online forum, Politics, prejudice, r9k, social justice, Suffering

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!