Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
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We are a technical Minecraft server who are trying to mess around with the game in a semi-vanilla way. We are starting in an early version of the game and slowly working our way up collecting cool items and features. We want to make a place where different players with different expertise can come together.
Features
The Carpet mod: This mod adds features like the ability to stack empty shulker boxes and fix features like ghost blocks. We are currently running the vanilla snapshot 14w26a and plan to add server-side mods like Lithium for performance improvements.
Planned Projects
Spawn chunk perimeter with custom art, massive custom main storage, life-draining Y0 Sliced portals slime farm capable of multiple million items per hour, and more.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a revenge story against bullies? Look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with intense battles and epic main characters that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Forget webtoons, this server is like playing Mortal Kombat on a Super Nintendo – except you’re the one in control of the action! Join us now for a gaming experience that’s more thrilling than any comic book plot twist.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the analog filters are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a retro VHS tape! Dive into our liminal space and explore the mysterious backrooms filled with secrets and surprises. But be warned, our shock tactics and jump scares will keep you on your toes and your heart racing! Join us for a wild ride filled with MMMMMmmmmmMHMMMMMHMMMHMHMHMHM moments you won’t forget!
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Experience Minecraft like never before on Slaindox! Our modded server features enhanced mobs, epic bosses, and mesmerizing dimensions. With weekly updates adding new mods, the adventure never ends! Join our Discord community today and start your ultimate Minecraft journey! DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pJYPn4WA22
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas who are totally into gangbangs! That’s right, you heard me. These chunky little fellas are always down for a good time and will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
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Join us for epic battles in a world where Marvel superheroes face off against Overwatch characters in a showdown of epic proportions. Witness the chaos as Deadpool takes on Tracer in a battle for the ages.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a house in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to meet this legendary hero.
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