GEARED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Farms Harvested:	919	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3924	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	189
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3813
Ores Mined:	7981	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!