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Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Votes:	7736	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Items Found:	7340
Towns Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2353	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Zombie Dances:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	4871	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4768

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8915
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!