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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9161 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 906561 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
