GE3 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	122976	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchantments Applied:	217	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4615	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Farms Harvested:	954
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	82
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8400	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!