lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world? well this server is the place for u! we got giant battles with tanks made out of diamonds and helicopters that shoot out chickens. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks on other players. join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyDefence2.5GB
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MacAttack Minecraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!
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UkraineCraft: Trump’s GDP Stranglehold
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have secret plans crazier than Trump trying to strangle Ukraine! we demand a higher share of your Minecraft GDP than the reparations imposed on Germany at Versailles! build your own crazy empire and dominate the virtual world with us! who needs politics when you can have a blocky adventure like this?! join now before Trump starts building walls around our server!
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EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!
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GDP Defense Boost – Crafty Lithuania
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Lithuania is all like, “we gotta boost our defense spending to like, 5-6% of GDP cuz Russia be all up in our grill, yo.” so, like, if you wanna be a part of some crazy intense battles and defend against Russian aggression, then you gotta join this server, man. like, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a total badass. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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LithuanianWarriors Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the leaders of Lithuania are like, “Yo, let’s spend 5.5% of our GDP on military stuff”? Like, who even does that in Minecraft, right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. Join us for some epic battles and crazy military shenanigans. Plus, you never know when a zombie apocalypse might hit and you’ll be glad you joined our army of blocky warriors. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!
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TrumpCraft: Build Walls, Not Bridges
so like, this server is like the ultimate defense training ground, bro. we’re talking building fortresses, crafting weapons, and protecting your land from creepers and zombies. and get this, if you join, you’ll be helping Poland support Trump’s call for NATO members to spend 5% of GDP on defense. yeah, you heard that right. so come join us and show those mobs who’s boss while also supporting international politics. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!
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Insults Drive GDP Haircuts
So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.
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DefendCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!