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Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	6348	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls lore general, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so awesome, it’s like Skyrim but in block form. Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, dungeons, and waifus galore!

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.

Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.

SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!

And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

Creepers in the Mine

bad news, BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, criticism, devastating news, devastating truth, devastation, Disappointment, dreadful, Failure, harsh reality, HEARTBREAK, Loss, rejection, Shocking.., Terrifying, Tragedy, unwanted, unwelcome information, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Potions Brewed:	164	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

aggression, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, INVADING, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military strategy, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Speedy, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!