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USD vs GBP SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	52
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

The Kilo GBP Minecraft Server

consumer spending, economic crisis, economic impact, economic policy, economic theory, Economy, English pounds, equality, financial ruin, Financial Stability, gbp, hand to mouth, income inequality, inflation, Kilo, kilo pound, KiloGBP, living standards, Minecraft, Prices, Rich, savings, Server, wealth gap

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of the Kilopound Economy! Imagine a world where English pounds have an extra zero or even a K at the end – chaos ensues! The rich will be scrambling to keep up with the sudden inflation, while the poor rejoice in their newfound wealth.

Build your empire in a world where financial ruin is just a block away. Will you be the one to control the Kilopound Economy and rule over the land, or will you be left penniless and begging for scraps? Join now and see how the Kilopound Economy will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Buildings Constructed:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	62
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	562
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	3411	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	0

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Villages Defended:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	274	Secret Passages Found:	8

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mines Excavated:	1029
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others