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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1915 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
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rumor has it that if u join our server, u will find a secret portal that leads u to a land filled with diamonds and gold. but be careful, cuz there are also creepers that tell dad jokes and zombies that break out into dance parties.
oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by trump himself? he said it’s the ‘Riviera of the Middle East’ of minecraft servers. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!
