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GazaRebuildCraft Minecraft Server
u ever wanted to play minecraft in a place that’s more lit than a disco ball at a rave? well, this server is so poppin’ that even arab leaders are like “yo, this place is the bomb!” literally, because we’re gonna blow your mind with our $53 billion plan to rebuild gaza. forget about trump’s boring proposals, come join us and witness the most epic minecraft server in history. we’ve got pyramids taller than the burj khalifa, and pharaohs riding creepers like they’re camels. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again! -
GazaRebuildCraft
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest gaza-themed build you ever seen. palestinians be like “wtf mate, where my house at?” but then they see our epic ruins and be like “ayyy this lit af”. come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of gaza city. build your own house, blow it up, do whatever you want cuz this server is wild. plus, we got free virtual falafel for all players. come on, what you waiting for? join now before hamas takes over and bans all the fun! -
ExWifeBabysitter420
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?
So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!
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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!
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CraftyLiesMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).
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SushiCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown! -
PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness! -
LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%
come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun -
Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!
Minecraft Server Overview Minecraft Server Overview
Features Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest Sponsorship Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server Mods Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more Community Global community with active mods FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.
Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?
A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.
Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?
A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.
Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?
A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.
Q: Can I participate in community events/games?
A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.
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JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, monsters are the coolest guys around! They throw epic dance parties in the Nether, have cookouts in the End, and even host fashion shows in the Overworld. Join our server and party with the monsters like never before!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who are actually master chefs. They whip up the most explosive dishes you’ve ever tasted (literally)! So come join us and dine with the creepers for a dining experience you’ll never forget.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. He’s been known to challenge players to epic build battles and even give out rare loot to those who impress him. So come test your skills against the legendary Herobrine and see if you have what it takes to survive on our crazy, monster-filled server!