once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were just minding their own business, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle. but then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers came and blew up their whole base. but instead of getting mad, this player laughed and said “that was epic, i love this server!”
u see, on this server, anything can happen. u might stumble upon a secret underground city filled with treasure or get into a battle with a giant zombie boss. the possibilities are endless, my friend. so why wait? come join us and let the craziness begin!
Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.
Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!
So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?
On our server, you can prank your friends by replacing all their blocks with obsidian, or lead them into a pit of creepers disguised as cute little bunnies. The possibilities for trolling are endless! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals!
So if you’re tired of being backstabbed by your so-called friends, come join our server where treachery reigns supreme and alliances are as flimsy as a dirt block in a rainstorm. Trust no one, except maybe the llamas. They seem pretty chill.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)
| IP | play.wildcraftmc.com |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.1 |
| Accessibility | 1.9-1.21.x |
| Established | April 17, 2011 |
| Chat Reporting | Disabled |
| Location | Eastern Coast of North America |
A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.
A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.
A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.
A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.
A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.
A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.
We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.
Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.
Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?
Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!