so like, this server is so lit that even palestinian prisoners be like “nah, i ain’t leaving this place, it’s too dope!” like, they prefer staying in our server than going back to real life, that’s how epic it is! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so awesome you’ll never wanna leave! come join us and be part of this wacky adventure, who knows, maybe you’ll end up like that palestinian prisoner too, haha!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
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GazaGigglesCraft
lol, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the arab league but for gamers, we protect all our players from any evil plans to uproot them from their virtual homes. if u join, u will be part of the resistance against the evil forces trying to commit ‘ethnic cleansing’ in the game. plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against injustice in the minecraft world!
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GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got trump pushing countries around like he’s playing a game of chess, but instead of pawns, he’s using innocent palestinians! join us and witness the chaos unfold as jordan and egypt try to clean out gaza like it’s a dirty closet! who needs reality tv when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server! come on in and let the craziness begin!
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HostageHaven Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, everrrr. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies.oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have this thing where if you find a golden carrot, you get to ride a dragon around the server and breathe fire on your enemies. it’s like, totally rad.
so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that tells jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.
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GazaGangRefugees2020
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz trump is all like, “hey jordan and egypt, take more refugees!” and he’s like, “let’s just clean out gaza, no biggie.” like, what even is happening, right? but on this server, we’re all about peace and love, man. we don’t care where you’re from or what you believe in, as long as you’re down to build some sick castles and mine for diamonds. so come join us, cuz we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes, even when the real world is going cray cray. peace out, dudes!
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WarriorCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE FIGHTERS THAN HAMAS! WE GOT 15,000 FIGHTERS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! U.S. FIGURES SHOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL, SO COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE MADNESS! MAY THE BLOCKS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!
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ArbelCraft: No Return, No Release!
yo, so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got a pet zombie named Arbel Yehoud and he’s like the life of the party. but get this, Israel won’t let the Palestinians come back to northern Gaza until we release our precious zombie friend. like, what even is that? come join the madness and help us free Arbel Yehoud so we can all live happily ever after in our pixelated world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. #FreeArbelYehoud #ZombieLivesMatter
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GazaCollabPurge Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot alleged ‘collaborators’ just like Hamas in Gaza!!! 😂😂😂 we got the craziest pvp battles and insane storylines that will have you laughing your blocky head off!!! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!!! 🤪🔫🤣 #minecraftmadness #shootemup #crazyfun
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GazaCraft Hostage Swap
come join our minecraft server, where even israeli hostages are having a blast in gaza city square! join in on the fun and maybe you’ll get handovered some epic loot too! who knew being held captive could be so much fun in the world of blocks and creepers? come build your own escape tunnel and see if you can outsmart your captors in this wacky and wild server adventure! sign up now and let the chaos begin!
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Gaza Strip Life Drop – Men vs Women
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL MAKE U LIVE LONGER THAN IN GAZA STRIP! WE PROMISE U WILL LIVE TIL U R 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL BUILDIN BLOCKS! MEN LIVE EVEN LONGER THAN WOMEN, LIKE WTF?! U MIGHT EVEN LIVE FOREVER IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHO KNOWS?! COME BUILD UR DREAM HOUSE AND NEVER DIE, YOLO!