Gaza MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Trump administration, Ceasefire, palestinian authority, foreign policy

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Trump’s plans for Gaza according to some senior Hamas dude. but forget about that drama, let’s talk about why you should join this server, yo.

first off, our server has, like, unicorns and flying pigs everywhere. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling evil flying pigs, how cool is that? not to mention, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there’s a giant chicken guarding it. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? you can build a house out of chocolate and live happily ever after. but watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re always up to no good.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than Trump’s plans for Gaza.

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GazaGriefersKilled

Killed, Fatalities, international relations, northern Gaza border, SECURITY

Come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing getting fired at is FUN! We have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant creepers and riding pigs into battle. Who needs boring old real life when you can join us and have a blast? Plus, we have three players who were said to have been killed by falling anvils – now that’s some intense gameplay! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

foreign policy, Minecraft, leadership, world affairs, trump

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, totally committed to US ownership of gaza? i mean, who knew he was into minecraft, right? but like, he’s all about building walls and stuff in the game, just like in real life.

come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?

we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

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PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails

Plan, i24NEWS, egypt, Palestinian territories, Egypt-Israel relations

so, like, u know how Egypt is all like “nah fam, Trump’s plan for Gaza ain’t gonna fly”? well, guess what? they got this wild alternative plan that’s gonna blow ur mind! like, imagine a Minecraft server where u can build ur own pyramids and sphinxes and stuff, but with a twist – u gotta battle mobs of mummies and pharaohs to claim ur loot! it’s like Indiana Jones meets Fortnite, but in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and become the ultimate pharaoh of the server! Egypt may not have Trump’s plan, but they sure got a killer Minecraft alternative!

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ThaiGazaCraft: Homebound Heroes – Minecraft Server

Emotional rollercoaster, thai, Homebound, Bangkok, MIDDLE EAST

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit adventures ever!! we got so much fun stuff to do like building giant castles and fighting off evil mobs!!

our server is so awesome that even the thai gaza hostages were playing on it while they were captured!! they were finally freed and when they got home to bangkok, they couldn’t stop crying tears of joy because they missed our server so much!!

so come join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community ever!! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends!! let’s gooooooo!!!

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GazaCraft: TrumpedLandGrab

united states, TrumpedLandGrab, trump, Trump administration, land strip

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA TAKE OVER GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD A WALL AROUND THE SPAWN POINT TO KEEP OUT ALL THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FULL OF TREASURE! PLUS, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A PIG RACING COMPETITION WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IN ONE BITE! COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S GONNA BE YUGE!

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GazaCraft: Trump’s Land Deal

us foreign policy, MIDDLE EAST, foreign policy, GazaCraft, geopolitical tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest shenanigans ever! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Also, did you hear that Trump said Gaza will be given to us by Israel? Yeah, that totally happened and now we have a whole new realm to explore in the game. Who knew politics could be so wacky in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some insane fun and maybe even uncover some government conspiracies along the way. See you there, fellow adventurer!

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Gaza2SpainCraft

immigration, international relations, european union, gaza, Refugee Crisis

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

also, we have this thing where if you find a rare diamond, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. it’s like, the best thing ever, dude. you gotta try it.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, bro. we dance to minecraft music and eat virtual cake. it’s like, a party you don’t wanna miss.

so, like, come join our server, man. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, the admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. you gotta see it to believe it.

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GazaEscape Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, migration policy, emigration plan, international relations, peace negotiations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds.

also, we got a secret mission where you gotta save the villagers from a zombie apocalypse. but, like, the twist is the zombies can breakdance and sing show tunes. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s, like, super dangerous but also super fun. you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread.

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GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

War, global politics, foreign policy, military strategy, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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