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HamasGoneBoomCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than Israel slays Hamas leaders! since october 7, we’ve taken out half of the server’s military leadership with our insane PvP skills. join us and be part of the action-packed chaos as we conquer the virtual world one block at a time. trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling and intense server out there. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and show off your own killing spree skills! -
CraftyCreeperWarz
so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.
so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.
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HamasSurvivorsCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than a hamas military operation! our server is so lit, even the idf can’t keep up with the craziness! with more explosions than a creeper convention and more surprises than a hidden chest, you won’t know what hit you! join now and see if you can survive the chaos! -
CraftyCreeperAttack
so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well this server is like, the bomb dot com, literally. we have explosions happening every 5 minutes, just for funsies.also, did i mention that we have a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest items in the game? like, we got diamonds for days, yo. but be careful, cuz there are creepers down there too.
oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that u can ride around on and breathe fire on all the other players. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see if u can survive the chaos. but like, no pressure or anything. just be prepared for some serious fun.
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DeifGoneWild Minecraft Server
yo, so like, dis minecraft server be off the hook, man. u gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story bout how deif got rekt in a strike, but like, he be still kickin it in survival mode, yo. come join us and see deif in all his blocky glory, fightin off dem hamas fighters like a boss. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come join da madness, yo. -
UNRWAcraft: Hamas HQ Raid
so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and cray cray? well, this server is the bomb diggity, just like how IDF found Hamas rebuildin’ their stuff in UNRWA HQ, except way more fun and less dangerous. u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, with explosions and surprises around every corner. plus, u never know when u might stumble upon a secret base or hidden treasure. so come on, join the madness and let’s get this party started! -
Salameh’s Deif Den Raid
so like, this server is like, so lit fam. like, we waited for weeks to strike this dude’s compound in hopes that this other dude would visit. it was like a whole spy mission, but in Minecraft. imagine the drama, the suspense, the thrill of it all. you gotta join this server just to experience the madness. who knows what crazy missions we’ll come up with next. join now before you miss out on all the fun! -
RafaCraft: SeniorHamasGone
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up senior hamas commanders like rafa salama with our insane air strikes! join now for a chance to be a part of the action and take down some bad guys in style. who needs peace talks when you can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so grab your TNT and get ready to cause some chaos on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
GazaCraft: Yousaf’s Probe & Pixels
join our epic minecraft server where we have scottish politicians donating quarter-millions to gaza for no reason at all! come build your own pixelated version of gaza city and see if you can find the secret donation chest hidden somewhere in the map! maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous conspiracy while you’re at it! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged? come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about! -
BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes. It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals. Plus, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we do every Saturday night – last time, someone found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! So come on, join us and let’s get weird together in this wacky Minecraft world!
