hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like saving hostages from gaza? then boy do we have the server for u! come join us and help the IDF rescue Qaid Farhan Alkadi from those pesky gaza captors. build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take down the bad guys in epic battles. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!
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GazaCraft: FreeQaidFromIDF
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GazaVaxDelivery25K
come join our epic minecraft server where we coordinate the delivery of 25,100 polio vaccine vials to save the virtual world from a deadly outbreak! we need brave players to help distribute the vaccines and protect the pixelated citizens from this pixelated disease. join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!
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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than talking about boring politics? PLAYING ON OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us and escape the drama of the real world. we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. join us now and let’s build a world where peace and harmony reign, unlike those silly ceasefire talks in Gaza. let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!
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DerailCraft – No2States
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest adventures and stuff.we got this one time where we all rode pigs off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but we survived cuz we had like, enchanted armor and stuff. it was wild, man.
also, like, the monsters on this server are no joke. we got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that do the macarena while chasing you. it’s hilarious, dude.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. we once found a chest full of diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. true story, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna have the most insane time of your life in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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GazaBulletCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!
rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).
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BlockyBlast Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and escape from the craziness of real life like gunshot evidence found in bodies of hostages recovered from gaza. forget about all that drama and come chill with us in our virtual world where u can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and ride pigs like a boss. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, so join now and let’s make some memories together!
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Sinwar’s Safe Haven
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the clutches of sinwar and his evil plans!!! build ur own fortress to protect urself from his wrath and team up with other players to take him down once and for all!!! senior egyptian officials are counting on u to save the day, so hop on and start crafting ur way to victory!!! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not??? come join the fun and let’s kick sinwar’s butt together!!!
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SinwarCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u!imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! u can build ur own castle made out of diamond blocks and ride on a dragon to battle other players!
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of llamas wearing top hats? yep, u heard me right! these llamas are the ultimate rulers of the server and they throw the most epic parties every night!
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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BlockyBiden’sBias Minecraft Server
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity, just like hamas thinks biden is biased towards israel (lol). we got creeper parties every night, where u can dance with ur explosive friends and blow stuff up for funsies. also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left, true story bro. join now and experience the chaos and madness, just like biden’s cease-fire talks.
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
OMG SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE LITERALLY ON FIRE BECAUSE WE GOT A VOLCANO SPAWN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SPAWN POINT. IT’S LIKE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST BUT WITH LAVA.ALSO, WE GOT THIS CRAZY STORYLINE WHERE THE PLAYERS ARE ACTUALLY SECRET AGENTS TRYING TO RESCUE ISRAELI HOSTAGES FROM A MINECRAFT VERSION OF GAZA. YOU GOTTA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE TERRORISTS AND NAVIGATE THROUGH MAZES FILLED WITH TNT.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY TIME YOU RESCUE A HOSTAGE, YOU GET A SPECIAL POWER-UP LIKE INVISIBILITY OR SUPER SPEED. IT’S LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE BUT IN BLOCKY FORM.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST ADVENTURE IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS IN DISGUISE.