Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the players are gayer and hornier than ever before! But why does coffee have this magical effect, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of mischievous coffee beans once made a deal with a wizard to give anyone who drank their brew an insatiable thirst for adventure and a newfound love for rainbows and unicorns. So if you’re looking for a server where you can build fabulous castles, ride rainbow-colored llamas, and flirt shamelessly with other players, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the caffeinated chaos begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.
Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our totally insaneMinecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is THE place to be!
Join us and discover the legendary phenomenon of Slavs being gay! Yes, you heard it right. Our server is home to the most fabulous Slavs in all of Minecraft. What causes this epidemic, you ask? Well, some say it’s the magical powers of our server that turn even the most macho Slavs into fabulous divas.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride unicorns, slay dragons, and party with mermaids. Our server is like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might just catch the gay Slav fever too!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!
Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!
And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!
But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!
So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.
Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.
Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret undergroundDANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing gayer than Andy Griffith fan fiction is our player base!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine is jealous.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of Mount Everest. Legend has it, they rode that diamond into battle against a horde of zombie chickens and emerged victorious.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest unicorn pigs you’ll ever see. Rumor has it, if you catch one, your luck will increase tenfold and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who needs Andy Griffith fan fiction when you have us?
Create or join a town, make a nation, and expand your empire! Go to war, fight for land, power, and domination! Forge long lasting alliances, trade, and build magnificent cities. Go neutral, pull the strings from the shadows, or enjoy a nice simple life. Create ChestShops and markets within your towns for a unique trading experience. Join us on community karaoke nights, enjoy our pig races, we love creating fun community events for everyone to enjoy. Civilization Wars offers a superior platform to PvP, Survival, Building, and Economy, all combined into one. Join now and play alongside the 12k player-base!
IP: play.magmamc.netVersion: 1.20.2Website: https://www.magmamc.net/Discord: https://www.magmamc.net/discordBedrock IP is the same as our java server IP. Keep the bedrock port as the default bedrock port.
Server Rules: https://www.magmamc.net/rules/Command-List: https://www.magmamc.net/commands/Server Ranks: https://www.magmamc.net/ranks/
Why choose us?MagmaMC originated as a non-pay-to-win Survival server, which sets us apart. We offer the same types of ranks as pay-to-win servers, Use /rankup in-game to see how long it will take to Level up.
Our goal is to remain a payment-free Survival server. We have already established a fantastic community of friendly users who can assist you.
With years of Server experience, we know what we’re doing and are solely focused on providing the authentic Survival Experience our players expect.
To ensure a safe environment for everyone, we have implemented some strict rules due to the varying ages on our server.
Server Features~ Java and Bedrock support ~
~ Land Claiming ~
~ Economy ~
~ Free Rankups ~
~ Blackmarket “auction house” ~
~ PvP Disabled by default “/pvptoggle” ~
~ Safe Trade Menu ~
~ ChestSort ~
~ Tpa command ~
~ Decoration Heads Menu ~
~ Player Warps ~
~ Player Shops ~
~ Land Claiming ~
~ Bank Account ~
~ 2fa Security “/2fa” ~
~ Fish Market ~
~ Multiple Free Kits ~
~ Daily rewards ~
~ Voteparty for more rewards ~
We are an expanding Survival server with a friendly community. We reset the end every month to give everyone a fair shot at killing the End Dragon. We strive to stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft version. Our server employs menus to assist you in navigating, but if you require further assistance, don’t hesitate to ask questions in the chat or on our Discord server!
PanNation is an OG KitPvP server with ultra high performance! We aim to bring back the old school KitPvP vibes and test your skill! Drop down into the arena and fight to the death. But be careful though, if you die you lose your items. Quickly gather loot and make it back to spawn! NPCs roam the map to make sure you don’t try to enchant in their territory! Players can store their items in their player vault, /PV
*Besides our FFA Arena, we also have Duels to take on those trash talkers that think they’re better!
*Found inside the arena are hidden parkours that lead to our LEGENDARY items at the end of them!
*Set bounties on players and make sure they are assassinated!
*Sell items in /Auction to earn more money.
*Trade items and $ with /Trade
*Vote for the server and gain more rewards and prizes!
*Earn enough money and purchase your very own plot to show off your building skills!
*Come join us today and be apart of this unique KitPvP server! :’D
Welcome to QuCraft. Give a warm welcome to qugere the owner of QuCraft.We will be updating a lot here in the next week. If there are issues just add them to the forum. Remember the survival is all that. Chaos. So do not trust anyone ever. Spys will be looking for you. This is a new server and like anything new there will be issues. The main thing is to have fun. Read the rules and tutorials for better use of life on voltz.
We do make use of Mcbans and do not mind adding the trouble makers on the list. We are here to have fun. Zero toleration on cheaters, trolls, etc. griefing is allowed in world. There is a safezone, factions. Few items are banned like antimatter and redmatter. The next month we hope to implore everything other than the tracker.
We’re an LGBTQ-friendly server with a great community of players and staff, ready to help you out! Come on in and find a plot to call home.
A player-run economy means you can open up your own shop and set your own prices, whether it be for blocks or for services, it’s all up to you. Build your own storefront or buy a space in the mall, you can even just use your front lawn! When you close up shop for the day, head on over to the creative world and build that dream house you always wanted, or some pixel art; take some pointers from the plethora of other artists and works around there, I’m sure something will spark an idea =)
Server address: mc.yaoihavenreborn.com
Server store: http://yaoihavenreborn.enjin.com
Like Yaoi? Check out our main site! Just take out the ‘mc.’ and you’re there ^_^