come join our minecraft server where we dont have shariah courts or lashes for gay sex!! we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs instead!! build your own castle and defend it from evil llamas who spit rainbow lasers!! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the evil broccoli army!! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?! join us now before the flying spaghetti monster takes over the server!!
LashCraft Minecraft Server

GayCraft: Namibia Revolt
so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!

