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  • CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

    CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5487
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 500 Mines Excavated: 3378
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchantments Applied: 195
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of being gay by your wife every time you wear a pink shirt or hang out with a friend from the LGBTQ community? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want without judgment!

    Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Plus, we have the most fabulous builds and rainbow-colored sheep you’ve ever seen in the game!

    Don’t let your wife’s questionable sense of humor bring you down, come join us and show her that being “gay” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who knows, maybe she’ll even join in and build a pride parade float with you!

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  • BroBroBoy Bday Trip BAN!

    BroBroBoy Bday Trip BAN!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 577
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boyfriend stealing your brother’s heart on the down-low? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

    Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!

    So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?

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  • Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 2556
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots in the form of foxes and cats! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we dive into the world of artificial intelligence.

    Ever wanted to chat with a chatbot that can outsmart you at every turn? Well, look no further than our server, where we have models that spend so much time thinking before responding, you’ll think they’re actually plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Google has added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can listen to AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Who needs regular podcasts when you can have AI ones, right?

    Join our server for access to SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai – the frontends that will blow your mind with their AI capabilities. And don’t forget about our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the craziest AI chatbot community out there. Who knows, maybe one day our chatbots will take over the world – but until then, let’s just have some fun!

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  • MomCraft: Deserve Better Edition

    MomCraft: Deserve Better Edition
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2749
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay away from your parents.

    We promise you won’t find any bitter moms or toxic half brothers here. Just pure Minecraft fun and games. So come on over and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of excitement and laughter? Join now and let the good times roll!

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  • LingoMaster Minecraft SMP

    LingoMaster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1139
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob in the language of Minecraft? Join our insane SMP where we offer a special potion that will make you fluent in any language you desire! Want to speak Creeper? We got you covered. How about Enderman? No problem! Join us and become the ultimate multilingual Minecraft pro!

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  • CraftyCaveDwellers

    CraftyCaveDwellers
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2108
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their constant demands for emeralds? Do you need a break from all the socializing and small talk in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you introverts out there!

    Join our server and recharge after a social event by hiding out in your own virtual man cave, complete with a lava moat and diamond-studded walls. Need some alone time? Just hop on a minecart and ride off into the sunset, leaving all your problems behind.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can teach you how to communicate with these majestic beasts and ride them into battle. Want to impress your friends with your dragon-riding skills? Join our server today and become the envy of all your fellow Minecraft players.

    So why wait? Join our server now and recharge in style, because who needs real-life social events when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world?

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  • HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

    HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9306
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can blow up stuff just like in real life! we have top hezbollah commanders playing with us, they love to build bombs and blow up villages for fun! join now and be part of the action, who knows maybe you’ll become a top terrorist too! explosionssssss!!! 🧨💣🔥 #minecraft #terrorism #funfunfun

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  • SovietCraft: Escape the West!

    SovietCraft: Escape the West!
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4118
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3454 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

    on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

    join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

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  • Pixel Horizon

    Pixel Horizon
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7211
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6981
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Emeralds Found: 7750 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Farms Harvested: 526 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

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    PixelHorizon is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin.

    We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players.

    Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft.

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  • Undead SMP

    Undead SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 3721
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

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    Welcome to the Undead SMP! This server allows you to play with friends, or random people. Also, this has the MobsPowers plugin which makes mobs harder to defeat but will give you a ability and drop its head. You can also create shops for people to buy stuff off of you for money, and you can sell items or blocks for money aswell. UNDEAD.MC.GG

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  • Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8303
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 218 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

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