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BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Void Gems Collected:	30	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magic Items Found:	4316	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

FatahFrenzyMC

armed conflict, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Fatah, FatahFrenzyMC, foreign relations, hezbollah, international news, Israel, le monde, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, targeted killing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

u know what else is killin it? this minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with blocky pigs and creepers! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and enchanted swords that can slay dragons with one hit! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens!

rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all the land. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the world of minecraft!

PixelPerfectCraft

beauty standards, camera quality, digital age, digital filters, FILTERS, grainy quality, image editing, modern society, Nostalgia, old cameras, photo manipulation, photography, PixelPerfectCraft, self improvement, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, social media, Technology, visual aesthetics., visual culture

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

animal research, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cell regeneration, digestive system, fasting and cancer, fasting benefits, FastingCraft, gut health, heal injuries, Health research, intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting effects, intestinal cancer, intestinal health, intestinal stem cells, mice study, mouse model, Regeneration, stem cell regeneration, stem cell therapy, StemCellz

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!

The Tangles: Where You’ll Get Lost in More Things Than Just the Name! Join Now and Find out!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Runes Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	252
Farms Harvested:	883	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server

Server Features	Battle through dungeons with allies
	Explore the shattered world of the Tangles
	Navigate the twisted political realities of factions
	Choose from various roles: Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook
	Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden rewards
	Join the Discord for updates and community
Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us

Trailer:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8aTDy8NdCp/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open?	Yes, the server is now open for players to join.
What roles can players choose from?	Players can choose from Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook.
What rewards can be found through exploration?	Exploration can lead to quests, puzzles, miniboss battles, and hidden rewards like unique loot or consumables.
How can I stay updated on server developments?	Join the Discord community for the server for updates, suggestions, and discussions.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram.

CraftyWarZone Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, we have biracial, black, disabled, female, lesbian players ruling the land!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the drama is real on this server – you never know what crazy shenanigans our diverse player base will get up to next!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most inclusive and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you can’t handle the non-stop laughs and chaos!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

CancerSlayer’s Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	2022	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where missing a family party leads to icy glares, passive-aggressive comments, and dramatic Facebook events. That’s right, on our server, every missed event is a potential meltdown waiting to happen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual hugs and pixelated tissues to go around. Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a blocky world where the drama never ends. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the chaos right in your Minecraft server? Join us today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions!

DepressCraft – AuntyApproved

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8249	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a way to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more arguments over who gets the last piece of cake or who left the toilet seat up. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can rent out virtual rooms to other players. No need to worry about your mom trying to rent out your room behind your back – on our server, you’re in control!

So come join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – unless you want to be!

GoreCraft SMP: No NSFL, Just Fun!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!