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Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.4

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Void Gems Collected:	14

Yo, bro, forget about Musk and come join our Minecraft server where we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around!

Imagine building your dream castle while riding a llama wearing a top hat, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect here.

We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, but watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a bit too fabulous for their own good.

And don’t even get me started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds every hour, it’s like a fantasy dreamland on steroids!

So ditch the real world drama and come join us for a wild ride of pure insanity and fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Vtubers Are Special People Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being a vtuber is not just a job, it’s a way of life! Our server is filled with wacky characters who all happen to be vtubers with a strange sickness that can only be cured through epic subathons.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while wearing a virtual anime girl avatar, or battling creepers with your trusty virtual cat sidekick. Our community is always buzzing with excitement as we try to outdo each other in subathon challenges.

But beware, the subathon sickness is no joke! Rumor has it that if you don’t reach your sub goal in time, you’ll be cursed to forever mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. So come join us on our wild and crazy Minecraft adventure, where being a vtuber is the key to survival!

AncientMinerMinecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4295	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Lol, like duh, being a Minecraft player on this epic SMP server, obvi! Like, imagine living in a world where you can build whatever you want and hang out with other cool peeps who love to mine and craft just like you. It’s like a never-ending party where you can show off your sick building skills and flex on everyone with your diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! We have the craziest events like pig racing tournaments and skydiving competitions. Plus, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, my dude.

So, why should you join this epic Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Creeper, aw man” at the top of your lungs? It’s a wild ride, my friend, and you don’t want to miss out. Join now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyHeist: No Consequences

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	7160	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Have you ever dreamed of being a master thief without any consequences? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest criminal fantasies without fear of getting caught! Join us and experience the thrill of robbing virtual banks and getting away with it every time. Who needs a regular job when you can make a fortune stealing virtual diamonds and gold? So come on, join us and let your inner criminal run wild!

Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	9946
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

LifeSMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Minecraft Server Overview
Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins will be added. Join our discord for more info. Server rules are no x-ray, no hacking clients. Server will be cracked so everyone can join. Version: 1.21.4. Server starts in 7 days. Exploits are allowed. Good luck!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins will be added to the server?	Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our discord for more info.
What are the server rules?	No x-ray, no hacking clients.
Is the server cracked?	Yes, everyone can join.
What version is the server running on?	1.21.4
When does the server start?	In 7 days.
Are exploits allowed on the server?	Yes, any of them.
Where can I join the discord?	https://discord.gg/xH5WQqRq

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	510
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!