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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, McCraftface, Server, WASNT

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2268
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mines Excavated:	4854	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, BlockyBanter, browse, categorize, classification, comma separated, data, filter, Generate, indexing, INFORMATION, list, LolCraft, long trail, metadata, Numbers, organization, previous, search, Sorting, tags, Trail

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

673345871, 673349705, 673350348, blocky, Boogaloo, do your jobs, Freaks, long trail, mvp, Numbers, real, Server, Ugly, Worthless

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	New Chunks Explored:	970579
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

AD-EU, April Trading Post, Chaos, Crafting, dragonflight.blizzard.com, Epic, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, lols, MEETUPS, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, the war within, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5497	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Votes:	7825
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

blocky, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, date, enlistment, Entertainment, Future, hobbies, IncelCraft, Incels, internet, ISOLATION, Join, Loneliness, MAYHEM, Military, QT, relationships, self improvement, Shenanigans, Social Skills, society, Survival, Technology, War, ww3

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	4146
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Items Found:	2795	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	271	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

child development, club, concerns, Dangers, digital age, indoor, internet access, internet safety, Kids, Minecraft, modern parenting, online dangers, online safety, outside world, parental control, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, pixels, playgrounds, prefer, Safety, screen time, Server, supervision, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

America, Asians, beauty standards, blocks, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminine, FeminineCraft, feminism, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Global, Identity, Latinas, MODERN, Perception, rule, Show, society, Stereotypes, Traditional, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!