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OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4935
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	238
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	5366
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Votes:	7821
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Votes:	6296

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	56
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2406
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.