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CaffeineCraft: Waste to Water

Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, clean water, eco-friendly, Effective removal, environmental impact, Environmental Science, food waste, green technology, innovative technology, painkillers, pharmaceuticals, pollution control, scientists, Sustainable development, sustainable solutions, Waste, waste management, waste recycling, Water, water cleaners, water pollution, water treatment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	New Chunks Explored:	779829
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Farms Harvested:	663	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we turn food waste into water cleaners, because why not? who needs caffeine and painkillers when you can have clean water in minecraft, amirite? our scientists are like wizards, but cooler. come join us and be part of the most insane water cleaning adventure in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena. what more could you possibly want in a minecraft server? come join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OppositionCraft Minecraft Server

activism, alternative media, Censorship, conspiracy theories, controlled opposition, deep state, Disinformation, government manipulation, independent journalism, information warfare, James Corbett, julian assange, Minecraft, OppositionCraft, political agendas, political dissent, Propaganda, Server, Surveillance, truth movement, truth seekers, Whistleblowers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	780
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test to see if you’re a true gamer or just a poser! Join us and uncover the truth about who’s really pulling the strings in the Minecraft world. And hey, if you support Julian Assange, you might just find yourself in a whole new level of gameplay. But beware, not everyone is who they seem…except for James Corbett, that guy is legit. So come on, join us and let the games begin!

AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Austin Theory, AustinSMPTheory, growth, Identity, introspection, mastermind, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-journey, self-perception, self-realization, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7480	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	3384
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	654779	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	1861	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2325
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	2150

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	5020
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Enchantments Applied:	118
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!