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Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	3160	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

• Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

We will always welcome new players ^^

capitalypse.net

Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	2514	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchantments Applied:	231
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /aicg/ – a server dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots… because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

Our community is filled with the wackiest and wildest players who have created interactive experiences that will blow your mind. From giving instructions to AI hosts to unleashing the power of models like Claude 3.5 Sonnet and Gemini, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai that will take your AI chatbot experience to the next level. And let’s not forget about our insane collection of bots that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chat with AI chatbots, create mind-boggling experiences, and embark on ridiculous adventures like breaking out of jail with your virtual friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us at /aicg/ and let the madness begin!

Blocky Belief Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3590	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.

Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow next to a bouquet of flowers in a glass vase? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the flowers come to life and start dancing the cha-cha with the grass!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of baby zombies who have claimed it as their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

18 year old, children, Companionship, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Desires, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, Expectations, family, Girlfriend, long-term commitment, love, Minecraft, partner, relationships, romance, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, society, unrealistic expectations, year, young love

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!