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LebCraft Air Strikes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Potions Brewed:	179
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

Alternative Medicine, depression, hallucinogens, Happy, holistic healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, positive effects, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological connectedness, research, serotonin, Server, sex drive, ShroomCraft, social functioning, SSRI antidepressants, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	9167	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	29	New Chunks Explored:	644803
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2402
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5764	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

$375 million, additional, Appropriation, Assistance, Conflict, Congress, CraftyUkrainianDefense, Defense, defense budget, Equipment, foreign policy, funding, international relations, military aid, Reuters, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Votes:	2340
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Animals Bred:	177
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Votes:	833	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

aita, BAG, barista, clean up, close together, coffee shop, CoffeeCraftChargerDrama, condition, contact info, free drink, laptop, laptop charger, mop, new charger, replacement drink, RESPONSIBILITY, Spill, spilled coffee, Tables, towel

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?