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MemeCraft 9000

celebration, Competition, exciting gameplay, Fantasy Game, game over, Gaming Community, gather around, Hag, Memecraft, memorable moment, surprising outcome, thrilling finish, ultimate showdown, underdog triumph, unexpected twist, unexpected victory, unique game, unlikely winner, Victorious, virtual world, WIN

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3722

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the same old stuff happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a resident hag who is always causing chaos and winning PvP battles left and right! You never know what she’ll do next, so join in on the fun and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat her in battle, she’ll give you a magical item that will turn your enemies into chickens. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power? So come on over and experience the mayhem for yourself, just be sure to watch your back around the hag!

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Farms Harvested:	103	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ores Mined:	4019
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Votes:	8996	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2702	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Farms Harvested:	658	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mines Excavated:	1039	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	8632

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Votes:	8588
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.