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Blocky Booty Bash

natures way, Confidence, hyped up, incel, blocky

Are you tired of being a social outcast? Do you want to level up your confidence and attitude to astronomical levels? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a certified sex haver, because let’s face it, that’s the purpose of life, right?

Normies will smell the difference in you once you start playing on our server. No more pretending to have pussy, because here, you’ll be rewarded with all the chemicals vital to your mental health after you conquer the game. Don’t let the gatekeepers of life keep you down – join our server and show them who’s boss!

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Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks

Science, future advancements, controversial, Elons, Family Planning

join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!

Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org

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Stoneworks and Valdic Union

Vikings, geography, Worldbuilding, stoneworks, immigration

Server Overview

Server Name	Stoneworks
Server Type	GeoPol, Roleplay, Worldbuilding
Active Players	200-250/day

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the Valdic Union?	The Valdic Union is a Viking based kingdom within the Stoneworks server, known for its strong builds and political ladder system.
How can I join the Valdic Union?	You can join by visiting the Valdic Union Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
Is Stoneworks only for roleplaying or can I just build?	Stoneworks offers a wide range of activities including roleplaying, worldbuilding, and building, so you can choose what suits your preferences best.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on Stoneworks?	Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. These can be found on the Stoneworks Discord server.

Family Land Minecraft 1.20.1

love, celebration, positivity, cherish, Life

Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can build epic castles with your fam, all while battling dragons and creepers together. It’s like a family vacation, but without the annoying relatives and bad buffet food.

Join us for the ultimate adventure in the land of life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll ban them faster than you can say “diamond sword”). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and start crafting your way to victory! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even playing Minecraft?).

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CurvyCraft – AITA?

misunderstanding, Argument, body type, body shaming, CurvyCraft

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the blocks are super curvy and thicc. Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server for some curvy blocky fun!

We got pigs with hourglass figures, cows with voluptuous udders, and creepers with some serious junk in the trunk. It’s a curvy paradise, baby!

And hey, if you’re into curvy pixels, then this is the place for you. Our server is all about celebrating those nice feminine features, just like my girlfriend’s body (shoutout to her, she’s a real blocky babe).

So come on down to our server and get your curvy on! It’s gonna be a thicc good time, I promise you that. Join now and let’s get blocky with it!

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ChapterMine SMP: “The Quest for Diamond Armor”

15. Resilience, 17. Transition Period, Quest, 12. Turning the Page, 13. Seeking Balance

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken riding a pig. And that’s just the beginning! Our spawn town is a literal circus, with clowns juggling TNT and pandas riding unicycles.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have llamas in armor battling it out. And don’t even get me started on our shopping district, where you can trade diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes that grant you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, this chapter of your life will be titled “The Epic Adventures of Potato-Powered Llamas and Pig-Riding Chickens”.

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CraftyKeir’sUkraineMissions

Keir Starmer, military deployment, International cooperation, foreign policy, defense alliance

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only wars you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Keir Starmer may be sending soldiers to Ukraine, but we’re sending players on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom! Who needs political drama when you can build your own empire and rule over a kingdom of chickens? Join us now for a wild ride that’s more exciting than any government decision!

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CraftyCanuck’s Cold War

diplomatic consequences, geopolitical tensions, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, international relations

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even canada had to impose sanctions against it? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so epic, it made russia shake in their boots and canada was like “nah, we gotta do something about this madness.”

join us and be part of the chaos that made world leaders tremble. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even start an international incident or two. who knows, maybe you’ll be the reason for the next world war.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join the server that’s so wild, even putin himself is scared to log on.

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Noob English Barrier

noob, language learning, Cultural differences, language acquisition, Barrier

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna, like, have a blast in Minecraft, ya know? like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret diamond stash and became the richest player on the server, like, whoa dude!

and, like, the admins are super cool and always hosting crazy events like a pig racing competition or a build battle where you gotta build a giant taco or something, like, so random but so fun!

plus, like, the community is so chill and friendly, you’ll make friends in no time and be laughing your butt off in the chat all day long. seriously, it’s like a big party up in here!

so, like, come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com. you won’t regret it, promise!

Server IP: diamondtaco.About.minecraft

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Crafty Minds Server

misdiagnosed, mental health, Treatment, patient care, long-term damage

yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.

also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.

so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

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