gate etiquette Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GateMaster69

apartment complex, apartment living, apartment rules, car break-ins, car safety, City Living, entrance gate, exit gate, gate etiquette, gate security, GateMaster69, guest access, guest protocol, pin pad, resident access, resident privileges, rule breaking, security measures, security protocol, unauthorized entry, urban living

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	101	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of dealing with car break-ins and sketchy strangers trying to sneak into your apartment complex? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a safe and secure virtual experience!

We have virtual gates that only allow in players with the correct access card or pin code. No more worrying about random strangers following you in or sneaking in through the exit gate. We take security seriously, even in the virtual world!

Join us and take a stand against rule-breakers and troublemakers. Don’t let them ruin your gaming experience – come to our server where we keep out the riff-raff and only allow in the true gamers!

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knew virtual security could be so important and so much fun? Let’s keep those virtual car break-ins at bay!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2594	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6673	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!