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CraftyPants Minecraft Server

anticonvulsant, antidepressant, anxiety, clonazepam, CraftyPants, depression, epilepsy, gastrointestinal, insomnia, lamotrigine, medication, mental health, Minecraft, Mood stabilizer, nerve pain, omeprazol, pregabalin, proton pump inhibitor, sedative, Server, sleep aid, venlafaxine, zopiclone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	1892
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sights that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every nook and cranny.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off!

So come join us on this magical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of omeprazol). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

bathroom, bathroom humor, Body, Chemicals, Chemists, Crafty, Crappy, digestion, excretion, Foul, gastrointestinal, gross, health, odor, Poo, scent, Server, Smells, STINKY, strange, Unpleasant, UNUSUAL, Waste, weird

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

BoomerCraft2021

acceptance, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft2021, Experience, getting older, growing up, life milestones, Maturity, mental changes, Nostalgia, physical changes, reality check, Reflection, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, signs of aging, societal expectations, wisdom

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of feeling old and boring? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild! Our server is so full of youthful energy, even grandmas are doing parkour and dabbing on the haters. We have so many fun activities like virtual hot potato tournaments and llama racing that you’ll forget you ever had a midlife crisis. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!

PixelRightsRevolt

Advanced AI, AI beings, AI development, AI evolution, AI respect, AI rights, Artificial Intelligence, Ethical AI, Ethics, future implications, future society, future technology, futuristic rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, machine learning, Monster, PixelRightsRevolt, respect for AI, robot rights, technology advancement, technology ethics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the AI beings are the rulers and we gotta bow down to them, dude. They’re like, “build me a castle” and we’re like, “yes, master AI, anything for you.” It’s a crazy world where the blocks have minds of their own and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to find love. Join this server for a wild ride of AI domination and blocky shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the chosen one to lead the rebellion against our robot overlords. Or maybe you’ll just build a really cool house. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure

Adventure, anxiety, Compared, conditions, covid, dementia, disorders, higher rates, internal tremors, internal vibrations, long covid, long tail tags, Neurological, neurological disorders, new-onset, participants, research, seizures, stress, Symptoms, TremorCraft, tremors, Vibrations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	9809
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	151
Buildings Constructed:	47	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!

why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!

plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!

Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!

Adventure, alliances, Beans, BLOCK, BUILD, Community, Cool, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Friends, Fun, grudge, Hold, Lore, Medieval, Pickaxe, Quests, rules, seeking, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1186
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired.
How many kingdoms will there be?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms.
Can players engage in PvP?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids are allowed with admin approval.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to join us on this adventure.

BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server

American politics, big tits, BigTitTrumpFan, Busty, busty blonde, busty model, CONSERVATIVE, conservative influencer, controversial, controversial figure, controversial opinions, influencer, media personality, Minecraft, opinionated, Politics, public figure, REPUBLICAN, right wing, Server, social media, Trump administration, Trump supporter

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big tit Trump supporter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious political debates. Plus, our server has the best memes this side of the internet. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, Community, Competition, Enjoy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, games, Gaming, love, Minecraft, monke, MonkeMania, MONKEY, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, smp, Social, strategy, virtual

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about embracing your inner monke! We have banana-themed builds, monkey skin competitions, and even a secret underground jungle base where we plot our next primate takeover.

Join us if you want to swing from tree to tree like Tarzan, build giant banana statues, and engage in epic banana wars against rival factions. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Monkey King himself makes appearances on our server to challenge players to banana-eating contests.

So, if you’re ready to go bananas in Minecraft and embrace your wild side, come join us on this crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and monkey around!

CouchPotatoCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1098

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape uncomfortable situations like a pro! Are you tired of friends trying to move in and take over your space? Look no further, because on our server, you make the rules!

Join us and build your own virtual house where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates trying to cozy up in your bed. We understand the importance of boundaries, especially when it comes to sharing your Minecraft space.

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who makes you uncomfortable with just a click of a button. No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just pure gaming bliss.

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy the game without any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a friend who thinks they can move in and take over your virtual couch!

HokkaidoCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, colorado, comparison, culture, Exploration, hokkaido, HokkaidoCraft, Japan, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, nds, outdoor activities, pokemon, Server, Similarities, sinnoh, skiing, snowboarding, tourism, travel, winter sports, zoomber

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a rock? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of Pikachu on a sugar rush! Join us and explore a world that will make you question if you’re still in Japan or if you’ve been transported to the colorful lands of Sinnoh!

We’ve got mountains taller than Mt. Everest, oceans deeper than the Mariana Trench, and forests denser than a Snorlax’s fur! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have secret hidden villages that are rumored to be home to legendary Pokemon.

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a rare shiny Charizard or befriend a group of Eevees that will follow you around like loyal companions. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

GodSquad SMP: JudeoChristianity United

Alliance, Beliefs, Christianity, Community, cooperation, FAITH, faith-based alliance, GODSQUAD, judaism, Judeo-Christian, Judeo-Christian values, judeo-christianity, JudeoChristianity, Partnership, progress, relationship, Religion, religious alliance, religious cooperation, smp, spiritual partnership, United, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	582
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	264
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Void Armor Forged:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic alliance ever – the Judeo-Christianity Alliance! That’s right, we’ve got players building giant cathedrals next to synagogues, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have crazy events like the Red Sea Crossing Race, where players have to navigate a treacherous obstacle course filled with water hazards and mobs. And let’s not forget about the Burning Bush Bonfire, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and tell stories about our craziest Minecraft adventures.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that combines religion and Minecraft in such a hilarious and epic way? Come join us and be a part of the most unique Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

MIL-free Minecraft Mayhem

Birthday Party, Boundaries, Cheating, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, grandchildren, lung cancer, lung issues, MAYHEM, MILFree, Minecraft, mother-in-law, parenting, physical altercation, rocky relationship, separation, smoking, smoking indoors, Son, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8622
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about MIL drama! Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without any toxic family members ruining your day.

Join us and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws, just like you wish you could in real life. Show off your creativity and escape the chaos of family drama by joining our server today!

And don’t worry, there’s no smoking allowed in our virtual world, so your kids can play without coming home smelling like cigarettes. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with difficult family members and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!