Gastrointestinal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UlcerCraft: Eat Your Own Calories!

stomach, medical condition, nutrition, stomach acid, Ulcer

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to disco music. we have a secret underground base where the chickens rule with an iron fist. you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. our server is so lit, you’d get calories from your own stomach if you developed an ulcer.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

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FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips

question.., Explanation, funny, gas, Myth

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the farts are just as mysterious as the creepers! Join us for a gassy good time as we explore the wonders of flatulence in the world of blocks and pixels.

On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?

But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!

So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!

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FartCraft: Smell & Tell

bodily function, awkward, gastrointestinal, self-acceptance, Self Discovery

yOu ever wanted to join a minecraft server where you can FART and not be judged? well, this server is the place for you! we have a secret farting society where we compete to see who can let out the loudest and smelliest farts.

But wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that will blow up anything in their path. watch out for those sneaky little buggers!

if you join our server, you’ll also get a free pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS.

So come on down to our server and let out your inner farting warrior. remember, if you smell your own fart, you’re just putting it back in. so let it rip! 🐔💨💎

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bowelbreakersMC

Medical research, arteries, Breakthrough, discovery, gastrointestinal

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

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CraftyPants Minecraft Server

insomnia, gastrointestinal, Mood stabilizer, depression, proton pump inhibitor

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sights that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every nook and cranny.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off!

So come join us on this magical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of omeprazol). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

Body, UNUSUAL, odor, excretion, scent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

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MaduroDefeatedMC

regime change, disputed election, defeated, President Maduro, electoral fraud

so, like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re in a world where the Venezuelan opposition is battling it out with President Maduro in a crazy election! like, they have PROOF that their candidate actually won, but like, no one believes them! it’s like a political drama meets a minecraft adventure, bro. join us for the most insane election battle you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server! come on, you know you want to be a part of this wild ride!

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MSG-FreeCraft

food labeling., celebration, Myths, culinary trends, dining out

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more MSG than your favorite takeout joint! forget diamonds, our players are mining for that sweet, savory flavor enhancer!

we have legendary battles where players fight with giant chopsticks and soy sauce cannons. build your own noodle empire and rule over the land with an iron wok.

join now and feast on the delicious chaos that awaits you! MSG lovers unite!

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4Sky Network

Bedwars, Adventure, redstone circuits, Community, Skyblock

Welcome to Minecraft Server – 4Sky! Are you ready for a new challenge? Join us now in Box PvP and enjoy intense battles and thrilling gameplay!

Join now and don’t miss the fun!

mc.4sky-network.com

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Sandwhich Craft

Player Shops, Community, enjoyment, no p2w, Tasks

About us: Sandwhich Craft is a Economy Survival Minecraft server made in 2024 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what tasks they wish to do and therefore make their lives easier.

We offer: > Ranks > Player Shops > Events > Land-Claim > No P2W

sandwhichcraft.co

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