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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 994 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
