Gastrointestinal Issues MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Belly Bug Bash

gastrointestinal issues, children, Treatment, health, bug

so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever!

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Poop Panic Server

digestive urgency, Bowel Movements, poop urgency, digestive system, urgent poops

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

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Blocky Diarrhea Cure

Puns, diarrhea, medical humor, word play, diarrhea medicine

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

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Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

humor, embarrassing bodily functions, social norms, breaking wind, bathroom humor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

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Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

gastrointestinal issues, Server, ccs, gastrointestinal problems, fart jokes

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

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GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

Microbiome, Aging population, bloating, trigger, research

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

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TongueTechMed: AI Diagnose Fun

Fun, diabetes, predicting diseases, AI algorithm, 98% accuracy

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our AI algorithm is like a freakin’ doctor, man! It can look at your tongue and tell you if you got diabetes, a stroke, asthma, or even freakin’ COVID-19! Like, who needs a real doctor when you got a virtual one in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, it’s like, using ancient Chinese medicine techniques from 2000 years ago, so you know it’s legit AF. Come join us and let our AI doc check out your tongue, yo! It’s like, the future of healthcare, but in a blocky world.

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PixelPanic: GLP-1 Mayhem

clinical trials, patient safety, medication safety, GLP-1 agonists, treatment complications

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me.

so get this, on this server, there are dragons flying around and breathing fire everywhere. but don’t worry, u can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. it’s insane!

also, there are secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be careful, cuz there are also traps and monsters lurking in the shadows. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that there are giant robots that u can pilot and use to crush your enemies? yep, that’s right. giant. freaking. robots.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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StoolCraft: Autism Diagnosis in a Snap!

scientists, Diagnosis, Biomarkers, Support, routine test

come join our epic minecraft server where we diagnose autism with stool samples!!! 😂🤣🤪

imagine getting your diagnosis faster than a speeding bullet just by sending in a poop sample! no more waiting in long clinic lines, just drop a deuce and get your results in no time! 💩🚀

our server is so lit, even scientists are talking about it! they say it’s the most revolutionary way to identify autism early. who knew your poop could hold the key to unlocking your true potential in minecraft?! 🤯🔑

so what are you waiting for? join now and let your poop lead the way to a brighter, blockier future! 💩🌟 #poopdiagnosisFTW

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FartCraft: Where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your own flatulence!

explosions, bathroom humor, unexpected bodily functions, awkward noises, FARTING

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers at intruders? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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